On A Slow News Day
Published by simon on June 29, 2007You know it’s a slow news day here for Malaysian papers when Paris Hilton makes the front page of our national paper for being released from jail. Well, actually the unsinkable Ms. Hilton had to share the front page limelight with the equally unsinkable Tan Sri Eric Chia. One is convicted for violating DUI probation in a land half way across the globe while the other was acquitted for embezzling something like RM73million. That’s a lot of roti canais.
So when the Old Spice Spice Girls released their comeback album, are they going to make the front page too, showing off their liposuctioned bodies? Maybe on an unfortunate day they may have to share the coveted space with the latest ‘twist’ in our nation’s ‘trial of the decade‘… Maybe the results of the DNA test on the underwear of the murdered foreign model will be discussed, or the judge will release the private, lacivious SMS between aforesaid model and her high-profile Malaysian ex-lover…
The picture would probably show the high-profile Malaysian ex-lover smiling in the cover shot, next to this old man wearing a T-shirt emblazoning the words ‘I’m his car mechanic, and PROUD of it!!!’
I dunno. Maybe it may just be another ‘shocking expose’ about how Malaysian girls are obssessed with being thin. Oh no wait, that has ALSO happened. And i thought it was one of those slimming ads.
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