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On A Slow News Day

Published by simon on June 29, 2007

You know it’s a slow news day here for Malaysian papers when Paris Hilton makes the front page of our national paper for being released from jail. Well, actually the unsinkable Ms. Hilton had to share the front page limelight with the equally unsinkable Tan Sri Eric Chia. One is convicted for violating DUI probation in a land half way across the globe while the other was acquitted for embezzling something like RM73million. That’s a lot of roti canais.

So when the Old Spice Spice Girls released their comeback album, are they going to make the front page too, showing off their liposuctioned bodies? Maybe on an unfortunate day they may have to share the coveted space with the latest ‘twist’ in our nation’s ‘trial of the decade‘… Maybe the results of the DNA test on the underwear of the murdered foreign model will be discussed, or the judge will release the private, lacivious SMS between aforesaid model and her high-profile Malaysian ex-lover

The picture would probably show the high-profile Malaysian ex-lover smiling in the cover shot, next to this old man wearing a T-shirt emblazoning the words ‘I’m his car mechanic, and PROUD of it!!!’

I dunno. Maybe it may just be another ’shocking expose’ about how Malaysian girls are obssessed with being thin. Oh no wait, that has ALSO happened. And i thought it was one of those slimming ads.

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  1. Ken Said,

    I saw her being interviewed by Larry King last night. Guess its a slow noews day for CNN too :)

  2. ekaterina Said,

    Dang! I want her to be back in jail one more time. Just to see the hype of it :P

  3. george Said,

    now Paris Hilton is gonna release a (horrible) rap album about her jail-life. You wait and see!

  4. simon Said,

    ken - larry king big paris hilton fansi ma…

    ekaterina - then the hype will be like 30x bigger man.

    george - oh god no. but very likely, i think.

  5. bloggersbuff07 Said,

    First of all my apologies for going off-topic.

    There is a blogger workshop (Bloggers Buff 2007) being planned for Malaysian bloggers on the 8th of July. Its an ambitious event which will be conducted for the first time in Malaysia.

    We would like to invite you for the event. please kindly refer to the promo blog and if you are interested, do pre-register for the workshop as the places are limited!

    Hope to see you at the workshop.

    Happy blogging!

  6. Dr. Tan Said,

    I’m quite disgusted at the amount of attention people pay to Paris.

    A rich girl who has everything on a silver platter and shits on it. Not an uncommon story.

  7. mama23beas Said,

    With all the attention to Paris Hilton, I can’t believe it that I just can’t get away from the trial and get all worked up esp. with the mention of ‘deleted immigration report’ and now that ‘gavernment official’.

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