Hah, year end, and I bet I’ll be seeing all these ‘Best Movies of 2005’ articles everywhere. Well, here are some obscure Hollywood movies, that for some strange reasons, DID NOT make it to Malaysia this year: MR. & MR. Smith – Openly queer couple find out deep dark secrets about the other person. One of them discovers that the other person is actually a former member of the Village People back in the 70’s, the other Mr. Smith digs out a secret that his partner was one of the original members of the wildly fabulous “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy“. A bitter showdown takes place, hurtful words are…

Ah, December, the month we all love to hate, or hate to love, depending on who we ask. And i’m counting the days until my next holiday… Top Ten Things You’ll Bound to Hear in December “Mommy, Mommy, why is that Santa Claus sweating all over? I thought Christmas is supposed to have snow?” “Wow, I’ve watched Narnia 4 times already, I’m going to watch it again tonight!” OMG, my kids are driving me up the wall! How many more days until school reopens again?!” “Next year Chinese New Year fall on what day ah? How many days off do we get ah?” “Next year i’ll quit smoking… And this…

You know what year end brings, right? No, not Christmas snow, not bonuses, Chinese wedding dinners. And while waiting 1.5 hours for the dinner to start, or for the next round of dishes to come, people tend to talk a lot (especially after 2 glasses of red wine). So here are some things i’ve heard (or would like to hear…) Top Ten Things Heard in A Chinese Wedding Dinner “Yeah, the bride’s slim now, let’s see how she looks like after two Caesarians.” “OK, see that guy on the that table there? Next to the old man? That’s the bride ex-boyfriend lah! Last time almost got married one… And you…

Today is Nov 24th, But you’re probably reading this on the 25th. That leaves us with 37 days in this year 2005, slightly more than 5 weeks. Year end means a lot of different things to different people. Some people dread it coming like a something to be feared, others can’t wait for it to come. Most people fall somewhere in between, it’s just a passing month with no real significance. It’s STILL not too late to… Work on the unfulfilled resolutions you set in January this year. Yes, all 25 of them. Start your Christmas shopping. Plan a year-end holiday. It’s FAR too late to… Start looking hardworking so…

Since the last few posts have been mainly for guys, let’s do one for the ladies… Anyways, this is for Yvy, since i mistook her for someone else yesterday… eheheh… (the post is not ABOUT her, it’s FOR her to read, before anyone screams at me…) Top Ten Ways To Hint To Your Boyfriend That You Want To Get Married “Honey, we need to talk. We’ve been going out for two years now, where do you think our relationship is going?” “Cindy‘s getting married next month… Wendy just got married… Amanda already has two kids… I wonder when will be my turn…? *Haih…!*” (Extremely loud sigh) “Honey, can you hear…

I was reading in some local forum where quite a lot of people where complaining about a certain Malaysian cable provider (let’s not mention the company to protect its identity, haw haw). The complaints aren’t new, and they aren’t the only people who have this problem. One of the biggest gripe with them is not receiving the programme book. I dunno, I gave up reading the programme book a long time ago. Firstly because the print is so bloody small. Secondly, the programming is sometimes incorrect. They say one programme, but when the day comes another show in on. Plus for most of the sports programme, schedule of telecasts can’t…

Yeah, we guys know the situation, you’ve just said something off the top of your head straight to your big mouth (with going through the brain), and your girlfriend is upset, she’s not talking to you for the next few days. Plus her mother is giving you dirty looks, and her dad, well, he’s giving you the ‘oh, my poor boy, what foolish thing have you done?’ look… Top Ten Things Not To Say To Your Girlfriend (Not Under ANY circumstances) When’s your birthday again? Before you ask, yes, you look fat in that dress. That’s the fourth piece of chicken wing you’ve eaten tonight. You’re really want to put…

Hah, with a tagline like that, you can tell it’s going to be good. For local bloggers, you would have visited this site many times already. For those who don’t know yet, BlogsMalaysia is a meta-blog, a site run by bloggers, highlighting good posts by Malaysian blogs. In their words: BlogsMalaysia.com seeks to meng-orgy-kan blog posts and various content available on the big bad Internet wolf – basically bits and pieces that you and I (and soon the rest of the world) find interesting enough to mention. Here’s how it works – you read a good posts somewhere, submit it in to the site, they will highlight it to the…

…and yeah, the top ten is back. Sort of, but its no big. After one week of meandering posts. Top Ten Signs You Eat Too Much McDonald’s Wednesday is the most exciting day of the week – it’s when they change the Happy Meal Toy. You can name every single McDonald’s outlet within the 10km radius of your house. And your office. When your sick, instead of forcing yourself to drink bird’s nest soup and herbal tea, you force yourself to eat McDonald’s porridge (yeeck…). You know exactly which burger type comes with what colour wrapping paper. (“No, no. You guys got it wrong. Yellow is McChicken, Blue is…”) Everytime…

If you want to buy good mosquito coil, you need to buy one and only one kind – Fish brand mosquito coil. It’s in a yellow and white box, with a picture of a big-eyed goldfish on the cover. I’ve tried other modern brands, like Shelltox or don’t-know-what, but they tend to break easily, and drop shavings all over the place when you handle them. If you want to buy matches, there is only one good brand to buy – the one with the picture a flying superhero on it. What do you use matches for nowadays, you may ask. To light the mosquito coils, of course. Anyway, if you…