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Top Ten Ways To Hint To Your Boyfriend That You Want To Get Married

Published by simon on November 23, 2005

Since the last few posts have been mainly for guys, let’s do one for the ladies… Anyways, this is for Yvy, since i mistook her for someone else yesterday… eheheh… (the post is not ABOUT her, it’s FOR her to read, before anyone screams at me…)

Top Ten Ways To Hint To Your Boyfriend That You Want To Get Married

  • “Honey, we need to talk. We’ve been going out for two years now, where do you think our relationship is going?”

  • “Cindy’s getting married next month… Wendy just got married… Amanda already has two kids… I wonder when will be my turn…? *Haih…!*” (Extremely loud sigh)

  • “Honey, can you hear my biological clock ticking?”

  • “Look honey, I bought you this great book I think you will find interesting – it’s called ‘The Big Book of Baby Names’.”

  • “You know, my mom and dad are dying to ‘phou sueen’ (carry their grandchild / timang cucu), I hate to keep them waiting…”

  • “Darling, I’ve bought a few DVDs for our weekend viewing… Let’s see, I’ve got ‘My Best Friend’s Wedding‘, ‘The Wedding Singer‘, ‘Notting Hill‘, ‘The Wedding Planner‘. Oh, I forgot to get ‘Four Weddings and a Funeral‘!” (guess who’s funeral is it gonna be if you refuse to watch…?)

  • “Oh, look! Babyland and Mothercare stores are on sale! I just feel a sudden urge to go and shop there!”

  • “You know what? All my friends say I look great in white. Don’t you think so too?” (and don’t mention she shouldn’t wear white during the day either…)

  • “Let’s go shopping for my diamond wedding ring, dear… hey, don’t faint…!

  • “So? When are we getting married?”
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Comments (23)
  1. mahagurusia Said,

    Oik Simon, why suddenly all these girlie top 10 post? Hmmm…..

  2. Inevitable Said,

    Hahah …

  3. GhOsT Said,

    In Sillypore,

    we will say: “Lets go and get a HDB (govt) flat.”

    And it will be understood…

  4. S-Kay Said,

    Eh eh…no need to personally hint weh. Relatives usually do a good job in hinting. LOL. I just dated the BF like for less than a year but his relatives and old friends kept asking, “So, when’s your turn?” because his bro got married a year ago and has a kid now adi.

  5. Yvy Said,

    hahaha!!

    tq tq simon….but i didnt say anything like this to ted leh. lol =P

    11. Aiyooooo, these booties are cuteeeeeeeeeeeee lar!!!! see? see? you seeing or not??? *sticks booties up bf nose to make sure he sees while dating in carrefour*

  6. Yvy’s Cozy Corner » This is for ME!!! Said,

    [...] Well…this is Simon’s Top Ten Ways To Hint To Your Boyfriend That You Want To Get Married written for ME, MOI, SAYA….heh This is MINE!! MINE! ALLLLLLLL MINE!!!!! mmmwwaAAHAHAHAHAHAHA [...]

  7. weng Said,

    any top-ten list for guys to hint that they dowwan to get married? haha

  8. KY Said,

    thanks for the tips, now we know when to make a run.

  9. nadia Said,

    mr simon, im your biggest fan. i suggest you update your blog five times a day. it kills me just to wait for your next post!

  10. JoeC Said,

    ahh, very, very insightful indeed, i guess it pays to be attentive, i shall take note of all these hinting observations. Thx for the word.

    Cheers!

  11. simon Said,

    mahagursia - eh, read the first paragraph ler… :)

    inevitable - are you taking notes?!

    ghost - OOOoo-ooo. Dat one very serious lo…

    S-kay - when people used to ask me that, i always pretend not to hear. nosy relatives.

    Yvy - Wouldn’t your bf say ‘but they’re not my size!’?

    weng - dat one no need to hint one, just “dowan la, i’m still young…!”

    KY & JoeC - Maybe i should also rename it ‘Top Ten Warning Signs for Guys’!

    nadia - then i wouldn’t be doing any work! …not that i do anything important to begin with :)

  12. kenny lee Said,

    blog for another top ten excuse for men to answer those questions lah..

  13. __earth Said,

    talking about baby names is a big no-no. Might accidentally send the wrong msg. =p

  14. Shan Said,

    Hmmm I’ve always thought “I’m pregnant and you’re the father” is a pretty effective way to get the ball rolling. Heh heh.

  15. BawangMerah Said,

    Press the panic button when you see, “The Big Book of Baby Names”. Heheheh

  16. einazani Said,

    Said to my bf, before 30 u have to marry me.
    There, no need any hint.
    But he didn’t take my word seriously though. *sigh!*

  17. buaya69 Said,

    you forgot to mention that if she got an unfavourable reply, her reaction should be the classic “You don’t LOVE me ANYMORE! boo hoo hoo” :P

  18. ali allah ditta Said,

    “Laling ooi,tomorrow ada orang nak tengok saya…what say U?”

  19. Beer Brat Said,

    Darling, from now on… no sex for you until we are married.

  20. mudslinger Said,

    maybe for malays, they can say something like, “bila nak datang ke rumah saya?” as in, “when are you coming to my house to ask for my hand in marriage?”

  21. simon Said,

    kenny lee - hmmm. not a bad idea. lemme think about it.

    earth - yalor. but some girls drop too many unreciprocated hints, drastic measures are required.

    shan - but that should be only last resort, eh…

    bawangmerah - actually, like they say, dat one can have another meaning hor…

    einazani - next time get to sign agreement la…

    buaya69 - wah dat one unfair secret weapon…

    ali allah ditta - “bagi dia tengok lah! ade apa mau tengok?” then run like the wind… :)
    beerbrat - ouch!

    mudslinger - “bila2 pun boleh, rumah you ade open house ke?”

  22. jen Said,

    “If you dont marry me by nex month, I’ll tell everyone that you’re gay and you have herpies”

    hahaa … JK.. :p

  23. april Said,

    are we doing to get married and have kids or are we just going to go out for the rest of our life?

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