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Top Ten Signs You Eat Too Much McDonald’s

Published by simon on November 20, 2005

…and yeah, the top ten is back. Sort of, but its no big. After one week of meandering posts.

Top Ten Signs You Eat Too Much McDonald’s

  • Wednesday is the most exciting day of the week – it’s when they change the Happy Meal Toy.

  • You can name every single McDonald’s outlet within the 10km radius of your house. And your office.
  • When your sick, instead of forcing yourself to drink bird’s nest soup and herbal tea, you force yourself to eat McDonald’s porridge (yeeck…).
  • You know exactly which burger type comes with what colour wrapping paper. (”No, no. You guys got it wrong. Yellow is McChicken, Blue is…”)
  • Everytime anyone of your friends mention KFC or Burger King’s, you break out in sarcastic laughter.
  • You remember (and have tried) all those obscure gimmicky products like Prosperity Burger, Prawn Sandwiches, Vegan Burger…
  • You get withdrawal symptoms if you don’t get enough salt and fatty oils in one day.
  • You are surprised to see how your friends can eat ‘other’ things for ‘breakfast’. Like cornflakes, bread, roti canai.
  • You’ve the McDonald’s home delivery number – on speed dial.
  • Your skin has turned pasty white, and your afro hair has become a shocking red. And you wear only yellow labcoats.
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Comments (20)
  1. Pat Said,

    The fact that you know when the Happy Meal toy is changed is a bad sign :)

  2. Tyler Said,

    HAHA, yeah that is scary!
    “Your skin has turned pasty white, and your afro hair has become a shocking red. And you wear only yellow labcoats.”

    Ronald McDonals roflol!! :P

  3. cyber-red Said,

    i didn’t even KNOW they change toys every wed..

    looks like someone is a McD freak.. *wink*

  4. GhOsT Said,

    6 777 3 777

    I have the delivery nos in my brain… Think I am hopeless…

  5. lilian Said,

    Got one more - And you can make a blog posting base on one stupid RM1 cone!

    Neh…
    http://www.malaysiabest.net/?p=157

    In case you miss Ronald McDonald, I have them for you. LOL.

  6. rascher Said,

    Also maybe if you knew the entire McD’s menu by chronological order and how much each item costs with tax included.

    But I absolutely love the Prosperity Burger! I always wait for those familiar Prosperity ads to come on during CNY season. And then I rush to the McD’s that is a 5-minute walk from my home :)

  7. simon Said,

    pat - it’s a parent’s thing…

    tyler - frankly, that is one scary clown, if you ask me…

    cyber red - eheheh… like i said, a parent’s thing…

    lilian - wah, your pic of ronald mcdonalds is like from a horror movie, you know dat?

    ghost - dat’s the singapore number? nice. btw, do they have a S$20 minimum order too?

    rascher - i find the black pepper a little spicy. but i’ve only tried it twice, dat wuz long time ago… maybe they’ve changed the recipe lately?

  8. S-Kay Said,

    Dats why…Simon have been eating McDs alot. When I become a parent..I’m gonna bring them to erm..damn..McDs IS the place to be. LOL

  9. anti-md Said,

    McDonalds is for fat, stinky, lazy people who don’t know how to cook!

  10. simon Said,

    s-kay - not really la. it’s been like almost a year since i went there. i just cannot tahan the ads that keep repeating on tv…

  11. mudslinger Said,

    1-300-13-1300 McDelivery!
    do they really change toys every wednesday?
    hey i love mcd… the hashbrowns, the prosperity burger, and the milkshake. hehehe….

  12. Alex Said,

    oh, and my management paper tomorrow might just ask something about McD. i like the roast beef sandwich wif mustard they haf it here heh.

  13. kenny lee Said,

    You forgot another sign.

    -you cannot help yourself from singing :” da..da..da.da.da…I’m lovin’ it” in every happy moments.

  14. mahagurusia Said,

    Freedom at last! Simon your 1 week confinement must be over then? Tens. Ops… I meant thanks lol

  15. GhOsT Said,

    Nope. They dun have a min order here. They will deliver even a single apple pie order. But there is a $5 delivery charge to be added on all orders.

  16. LMF Said,

    $5!!!!
    OMG
    i rather walk.

  17. lilian Said,

    Oh ya, one more thing to thank McD. All my kids know the letter M before they know ABC.

  18. Levin Said,

    Hey, the veggie burger was nice…well, I liked it anyway. :)

  19. Jayelle Said,

    Strange how blogs have an effect on one’s appetite. I want something from McDonald’s NOW.

  20. simon Said,

    Ghost & LMF - S$5? that’s like RM11.

    lilian - that one very true. trust tv to educate our future generation…

    levin - really? must try one day.

    jayelle - control… control…!

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