Top Three Things Guys GET for their Birthday:
- A Polo shirt.
- A necktie.
- Car refreshener.
Top Three Things Guys WANT for their Birthday:
- Motorola RAZR v3
- Xbox 360
- A crate of beer, Doritos and uninterrupted EPL viewing.
Top Three Things Girls GET for their Birthday:
- Chocolates.
- Lingerie (they get this from boyfriends AND girlfriends)
- Teddy bears.
Top Three Things Girls WANT for their Birthday:
- Your time.
- Your attention.
- Your understanding.
Top Three Excuses Guys give when they are late:
- “Sorry, traffic jam.â€
- “Sorry, had to work late.â€
- “Sorry, mumblemumblemumble†(the last bit is unimportant, they only want to hear the first word…)
Top Three Excuses Girl give when they are late:
- “Have you been waiting long?â€(to which the answer will always be ‘no’ even if it’s been 2 hours…)
- “Let’s go.â€
- “Do you know when you leave the engine running, you’re wasting petrol?â€
(OK, fine, they’re not excuses, but that’s what they’ll say…)
13 Comments
GhOsT
I liked this!
“Have you been waiting long?”
How true!
nicktay
hehe…yeah..whats with girls and being late?
Shan
For my birthday I got bottles and bottles of booze – hehehe gotta love my friends. Like minded alcoholics 😀
narrowband
Does that make girls smarter? By changing the topic entirely.
yuin
phew! and I thought all girls wanted for their birthday was a 24 karat diamond ring or something like that…
mahagurusia
hey! my birthday is coming up soon (too?) Hint: 2 and the 8 this month. 🙂
Hmm… what I want for my birthday? Sorry can’t think straight rite now, I am using my other head!! 😉
simon
ghost – NEVER answer YES to that question!
nicktay – look at brides…at their own wedding.
shan – wow, shopping for a gift for you must be sooo easy!
narrowband – not smarter, but they’re in control… so…
yuin – rest assured, no diamond ring. Diamond ring is for ANNIVERSARY!!!! HUwarggghhhh….
mahagurusia – better you make a list and put it on the blog, then your friends got no reason NOT to get the sutff! Ha!
Alex
Actually ler, girls want everything for their birthday. the more the better 🙂
simon
alex – sometimes that’s true…!
cyber-red
I’m an attention-whoreeeeeeeeeeeee!
Erm nothing.. that was not me.. it was curly sue =P
simon
cyber-red – dat’s alright. Most girl love attention, even if they never say it out…
kcyap
i agree on what u writes. That’s freaking true…hehe its funny on the girls reason
sexymum
Who said? I just want cash for my birthday. Lots and lots of cash, and I’ll do the shopping myself 🙂