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Guys and Girls: What They WANT and What They GET

Top Three Things Guys GET for their Birthday:

  • A Polo shirt.
  • A necktie.
  • Car refreshener.

Top Three Things Guys WANT for their Birthday:

  • Motorola RAZR v3
  • Xbox 360
  • A crate of beer, Doritos and uninterrupted EPL viewing.

Top Three Things Girls GET for their Birthday:

  • Chocolates.
  • Lingerie (they get this from boyfriends AND girlfriends)
  • Teddy bears.

Top Three Things Girls WANT for their Birthday:

  • Your time.
  • Your attention.
  • Your understanding.

Top Three Excuses Guys give when they are late:

  • “Sorry, traffic jam.”
  • “Sorry, had to work late.”
  • “Sorry, mumblemumblemumble” (the last bit is unimportant, they only want to hear the first word…)

Top Three Excuses Girl give when they are late:

  • “Have you been waiting long?”(to which the answer will always be ‘no’ even if it’s been 2 hours…)
  • “Let’s go.”
  • “Do you know when you leave the engine running, you’re wasting petrol?”
    (OK, fine, they’re not excuses, but that’s what they’ll say…)

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