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Guys and Girls: What They WANT and What They GET

Published by on October 23, 2005

Top Three Things Guys GET for their Birthday:

  • A Polo shirt.
  • A necktie.
  • Car refreshener.

Top Three Things Guys WANT for their Birthday:

  • Motorola RAZR v3
  • Xbox 360
  • A crate of beer, Doritos and uninterrupted EPL viewing.

Top Three Things Girls GET for their Birthday:

  • Chocolates.
  • Lingerie (they get this from boyfriends AND girlfriends)
  • Teddy bears.

Top Three Things Girls WANT for their Birthday:

  • Your time.
  • Your attention.
  • Your understanding.

Top Three Excuses Guys give when they are late:

  • “Sorry, traffic jam.”
  • “Sorry, had to work late.”
  • “Sorry, mumblemumblemumble” (the last bit is unimportant, they only want to hear the first word…)

Top Three Excuses Girl give when they are late:

  • “Have you been waiting long?”(to which the answer will always be ‘no’ even if it’s been 2 hours…)
  • “Let’s go.”
  • “Do you know when you leave the engine running, you’re wasting petrol?”
    (OK, fine, they’re not excuses, but that’s what they’ll say…)
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Comments (13)
  1. GhOsT Said,

    I liked this!

    “Have you been waiting long?”

    How true!

  2. nicktay Said,

    hehe…yeah..whats with girls and being late?

  3. Shan Said,

    For my birthday I got bottles and bottles of booze – hehehe gotta love my friends. Like minded alcoholics :D

  4. narrowband Said,

    Does that make girls smarter? By changing the topic entirely.

  5. yuin Said,

    phew! and I thought all girls wanted for their birthday was a 24 karat diamond ring or something like that…

  6. mahagurusia Said,

    hey! my birthday is coming up soon (too?) Hint: 2 and the 8 this month. :)

    Hmm… what I want for my birthday? Sorry can’t think straight rite now, I am using my other head!! ;)

  7. simon Said,

    ghost – NEVER answer YES to that question!

    nicktay – look at brides…at their own wedding.

    shan – wow, shopping for a gift for you must be sooo easy!

    narrowband – not smarter, but they’re in control… so…

    yuin – rest assured, no diamond ring. Diamond ring is for ANNIVERSARY!!!! HUwarggghhhh….

    mahagurusia – better you make a list and put it on the blog, then your friends got no reason NOT to get the sutff! Ha!

  8. Alex Said,

    Actually ler, girls want everything for their birthday. the more the better :)

  9. simon Said,

    alex – sometimes that’s true…!

  10. cyber-red Said,

    I’m an attention-whoreeeeeeeeeeeee!

    Erm nothing.. that was not me.. it was curly sue =P

  11. simon Said,

    cyber-red – dat’s alright. Most girl love attention, even if they never say it out…

  12. kcyap Said,

    i agree on what u writes. That’s freaking true…hehe its funny on the girls reason

  13. sexymum Said,

    Who said? I just want cash for my birthday. Lots and lots of cash, and I’ll do the shopping myself :)

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