Paris Hilton – What did the judge say? I wasn’t paying attention – I was distracted by his hideous fashion sense. Someone should tell him brown is the NEW black… Lawyer – He sentenced you to 45 days in jail, Paris. It’s all here in the judgement. Paris Hilton – Four to Five days. That’s not so bad. I should have broken my probation more often with alcohol if i knew it was going to be so short! Lawyer – Er, that’s FORTY-FIVE days, not four to five days. But don’t worry, we are going to appeal the sentence! Paris Hilton – Appeal? how long will the appeal take? Lawyer…

Got this tag from the resident mommy blogger, mott. Very easy tag, we’re suppose to find out about the person who tagged you and write about your 5 favourite bloggers. There’s this complicated procedure about technorati, which i will save you all the trouble of reading about and doing (but don’t worry, mott, you’re on my fave list!) Favourite bloggers come and go over time, this is inevitable after you’ve been reading and writing blogs for two and a half years. Some blogs die out slowly, and some burst onto the scene and disappear almost as dramatically, so I’m always looking for new ones to read. Ironically, i have only…

Why Is The Rum Gone? Why Is The Beer Brown? Why Is The Ale Bitter? Why Is the Wine So Bloody Expensive? Why Is The Mead Only Drank By Hobbits? Why Is The Toddy Banned? Why Is The Tuak only Available Once A Year? Why Is The Guinness Irish? Why Is The Brandy Always Poured In Those Small Glasses? Why Is The Tequila So Popular With Girls? Why Is The Rum Gone? Why Is The Rum Gone? Why Can’t I Stop Thinking of Alcohol?! [tags]pirates of the carribean 3, nuffnang[/tags]

Been doing some blog housekeeping recently. It started more than a month ago, when i read ahPek‘s problems with his wordpress, which made me finally upgrade to WordPress 2.1finally, after almost 2 years on the old 1.5.2 (I think…). Of course, with the new wordpress, there was lots of stuff to explore, after such a loo-ooong time of not tinkering with my blog’s innards. Anyway that kept me entertained for awhile. So the other day, being a very slow day, i decided to try out Feedburner. I had actually signed up with them for more than two years, back when i my blog was syndicated on the sidebar of the…

Was there yesterday for a wedding. I think it’s one of the most traditional of the English-speaking Protestant churches in Ipoh. The old wooden pews with armrests – for keeping everyone sitting apart from one other, I suppose. The broken stone tiles is exactly like the ones at my old home! This is the ancient timber building right next to the church, which houses the library and a kitchen. Not sure what’s upstairs. I guess only a builder like me would appreciate the craftsmanship of the construction! Convent Ave Maria just right next door. I had an ex-colleague from this school, wonder where she is now. Ave Maria means Hail…