Overheard: Paris Hilton Outside The Courthouse

Paris Hilton – What did the judge say? I wasn’t paying attention – I was distracted by his hideous fashion sense. Someone should tell him brown is the NEW black…

Lawyer – He sentenced you to 45 days in jail, Paris. It’s all here in the judgement.

Paris Hilton – Four to Five days. That’s not so bad. I should have broken my probation more often with alcohol if i knew it was going to be so short!

Lawyer – Er, that’s FORTY-FIVE days, not four to five days. But don’t worry, we are going to appeal the sentence!

Paris Hilton – Appeal? how long will the appeal take?

Lawyer – Roughly two more weeks of cover photos on the National Enquirer possibly one Time cover, and we’re still negotiating with more news channels.

Paris Hilton – Okay, i need to go shopping for a new ‘going to jail’ outfit… Drop me off at the nearest Gucci store.

Lawyer – But aren’t you worried about the possibility of going to the slammer?

Paris Hilton: Don’t worry. I will be strong. If I go to prison, I will survive, and come out a better person. Prison isn’t so bad.

Lawyer: But Paris, you’ll be going to a WOMEN’s prison, not a MEN’s prison…

Paris Hilton: NOOOOOooOOOOooo…ooOOOooo!!

[tags]paris hilton, perez hilton[/tags]

(any resemblance to anyone real or fictional is purely coincidental, Perez Hilton included)