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Budget speech is usually quite dreary and long. Especially the first half an hour when they talk about general economic conditions in the country. Most people get bored even before they reach the important bits. Here’s a few ‘suggestions‘ to make it livelier and draw in more people to watch. Wouldn’t you love for them […]
The budget is coming. It’s going to be on this Friday, just before Ramadhan. Lot’s of people are making their wishlists, so I’m doing mine. But don’t expect mine to come true anytime.
Simon’s Top Ten Wish Items for the Malaysian Budget 2006
Tax break for bloggers. RM4000 rebate per year, since we are the true voice […]
Americans have their 4 major sports – baseball, basketball, American football and ice hockey. Why is it called ‘football’ when they their hands all the time? Except when they punt. It should be called ‘handball’. Oh, OK, then American Handball. OK, scratch that.
The English have their cricket (the poncy game, not the small insect), rugby, […]
So, finally, both Malaysian Idol and AF3 are finally over. Its safe to turn on the telly again.
Top Ten Career Prospects for Malaysian Idol and Akademi Fantasia Losers
Backup singer for next year’s Malaysian Idol / Akademi Fantasia contest.
Perform at the Hotel New Kowloon, Klang next year during the Secretaries’ Day Luncheon.
DJ at the local Warta/Fajar/Bintang/Daya […]
The other day I got a called from this sales girl with a thick Cantonese accent,
“Hello, who that aa?”
Whoa, her England not so good aa?
Usually, anytime I get calls like this, I’ll give them a super hard time just for interrupting my day. But that day, I was in quite a good mood, so […]
So the whole mooncake thing is now over. I wonder if all those shopping centres and restaurants had a last minute 50% off clearance sale late Sunday night to get rid of the remaining mooncakes? Just like the traffic summons.
I used to do that some years back, wait for the last minute to take advantage […]
My friend was on the KLIA Express the other day, coming back from the airport to KL Sentral. The train was packed at mid-morning, something was unusual. My pal and his traveling companion managed to get a seat. Even though the train was already filling up, but the train didn’t budge.
After awhile, my pal found […]
Whenever I hear news that someone had just got a baby, I’ll always ask “blue or pink?”
Most people would just go, “Huh?”
Parents, however would get my meaning and would either answer one or the other.
If you STILL don’t get it,
PINK = GIRL (easy to remember. You know that pop singer Pink?)
BLUE = BOY (ditto […]
Looks like I have to do an obligatory post on Malaysian Idol 2. I haven’t really watch it at all, except for a few episodes here and there. The timing of the show doesn’t fit my schedule really, me having to meet with my parole officer and all.
But I did watch latest results episode where […]
Who doesn’t? The two look-alike dreadlocked German male model singers were caught in an international controversy and humiliation when they were exposed by the media for lip-synching their way to a Grammy (Best New Artiste) and three American Music Awards (Best Fake Singers, Best Artiste Most Likely to be Models, Artistes Having Most Influence on […]
