Top Ten Career Prospects for Malaysian Idol and Akademi Fantasia Losers
So, finally, both Malaysian Idol and AF3 are finally over. Its safe to turn on the telly again.
Top Ten Career Prospects for Malaysian Idol and Akademi Fantasia Losers
- Backup singer for next year’s Malaysian Idol / Akademi Fantasia contest.
- Perform at the Hotel New Kowloon, Klang next year during the Secretaries’ Day Luncheon.
- DJ at the local Warta/Fajar/Bintang/Daya supermarket.
- “Tuan-tuan dan puan-puan, selamat datang ke pesta dangdut ‘Hai Alahai’ Felda Bukit Tunggal, bersama penyanyi undangan kami, Farah AF3!”
- Extras in those Hotlink advertisements on TV where young people are hanging out in Starbucks making video-conferencing calls.
- Write and promote your own book – “Dummies Guide to Being a Failed Malaysian Reality Show Contestant”.
- Record your own album of kiddie songs, like “Ashvin’s Sing-a-long Kid’s Songs”. Not much talent required there.
- “Gerak Khas: Ops Sumbang”
- If they’re lucky, go into newscasting, abd subsequent stand a chance to marry a super-rich king of small oil-exporting country.
- When the next Merdeka Day comes, pose in trashy Malay mags wearing nothing but our national flag, and thereby extending your 5 minutes of fame – for another 5 minutes.
September 26th, 2005 at 10:28 pm
ROFL..ops sumbang..if they show the sumbang part sure got a lot of ppl watch.
September 27th, 2005 at 8:10 am
Thank GAWD it’s all over - until the next season that is!
September 27th, 2005 at 9:04 am
Oi, oi, secretaries don’t go Hotel Kowloon wan, they go JW Marriot, at the very least. And watch Engelbert Humperdink or Tom Jones (puke!).
And then hor, how come you don’t get thrashed about world peace with this post but I get thrashed over my Ah Lian’s post? The world is not fair. LOL!
September 27th, 2005 at 11:14 am
Can also go to Las Vegas and be a lounge singer, and then come back to Malaysia and claimed to be an “International” singer.
September 27th, 2005 at 12:44 pm
yuin - AF3 also quite sumbang already…
shan - i think next year, there will more of these copycat shows!
lilian - BECAUSE, Ah Lians are the most IMPORTANT species, vital to WORLD PEACE!!! Without them Malaysia and the rest of the world will in CHAOS!!!
sexymama - like that 1970’s diva, right? that got her own show, right? heheh…
September 27th, 2005 at 1:43 pm
And who would think that Ah Lians and Ah Bengs also got expats to fight for their cause? *sheesh* Liberalisation wor.
September 27th, 2005 at 2:08 pm
maybe the expats are MARRIED to the Ah Lians…
September 29th, 2005 at 10:27 am
eh, what about becoming a ’spokesperson’ ‘endorsing’ things like “minuman kacang soya” or “tongkat ali”, or…. oh wait, that’s already happened.
September 29th, 2005 at 1:55 pm
yeah, that one also very common… esp the tongkat ali one!