Top Ten Things You WON’T Hear in the Next Episode of Desperate Housewives
Published by simon on August 17, 2005Top Ten Things You WON’T Hear in the Next Episode of Desperate Housewives by Simon (who auditioned and almost got the part of Edie…)
- “What kind of magic grass is this? It grows so fast I need to mow it EVERYDAY!”
- “I knew it!!! Dana is actually Dana Sculley! And look, here comes Fox Mulder! Woo-hoo!”
- “Sarah, let me be frank with you. I’ve actually been lying to you all this while. I’ve not really a plumber… I’m a top fashion designer for Salvatore Ferragamo, and I am SO gay. And darling, you SO need to make-over your wardrobe…”
- “You know what, Sarah? Sometimes I feel we are just four soap opera actresses in a fake TV series…”
- “Did you hear about the news, mom? They are changing the name of Wisteria Lane to Jalan V. David!”
- “Mom, we know that you have been popping these ADHD pills due to stress and exhaustion. We’re here to help you stop and get your life together again. Belia Benci DADAH!”
- “Good morning, ma’am. Would you be interested to see our new Amway products?”
- Teeet-teeet-teeet! “Old newspapers! Old newspapers!” Teeet-teeet-teeet!
- “What? Mike, how come you never told me you’re married? So you stay at home everyday because your wife is working all the time? So you’re a house-husband… and that makes you a Desperate Househusband…!”
- “No, Mrs. Solis, I can’t have sex with you today. I’m late for my Bible study.”
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Or ‘Surirumah Terdesak’, the Malaysian edition. Might want to add direct selling, megasales and gossiping.
This is the best :
Teeet-teeet-teeet! “Old newspapers! Old newspapers!” Teeet-teeet-teeet!
so this is simon’s version.
lol
i like the magic grass part.
simon u can start writing scripts now.
mayb some producer will find u for a malaysia very own TV series.
See, Simon? Thats why I keep telling you you should be making movies!! I bet you can best Yasmin. What are doing working in property?!
err, simon, who’s sarah?
oh susan is it?
“Sarah” tu new character kut….
Scully & Mulder, wherefor art thou? boy do i miss X-files…
I wonder how long before the housewives start to get involved in Multi-Level Marketing. The seem primed for it.
jason - it comes by EVERYDAY here.
nsds3 & mengz - i’m sure the geniuses at RTM are already writing a ’script’.
pat - bcoz i’m a sucker for dead boring jobs.
mudslinger & jackie - oops, typo. its susan.
boone - i can picture bree perfect for it…
Oi, this post went on #1 at BOTD last midnight. I saw it and had wanted to screenshot for you to keep. Very ‘wai’, you know. Not every one of our Msian blog get to #1. Under BuzzList (the 24 hr post thingie). You hit a goldmine, keep writing about despo.
lilian - thanks for the heads up, i saw it. The fame! The riches! The babes!
darn. is mrs solis the only having sex every episode ? i thought the average for americans is 4 times a week ?
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