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Third Prize in the “Me & My Car” Contest

As some of you might have noticed, I won the third prize in the “Me & My Car” contest organized by Dinzlink and his blogging car 8555 (both of which are on a temporary hiatus). I was quite ecstatic about it, I never win anything in all these contest (Dinzlink might want to interject here that there were only 4 entries, so Simon chances of winning was 75%, but Simon is not paying attention)

The prize was of course an ORIGINAL copy of the movie “Initial D” on ORIGINAL VCD. First off, I’m not a fan of recent Hong Kong movies (the last one I paid money to watch one was probably some Kung Fu Hustle, and before that Shaolin Soccer). It’s not that I have anything against HK movies, I used to watch one every week when I was in university. It’s just that every other one that comes out these days is either an unfunny slapstick bomb, pretentious high art muddle or a copycat cheap horror flick.

So about my ORIGINAL Initial D. I won’t go into a fanboy review here, there’s plenty of that around the Net. Instead:

If Initial D Was Set In Malaysia:

  • Pasukan KL Menjerit and their modified Proton Iswaras will lose every race they compete in. Even to Team Cili Padi Killer Kancils.
  • The traffic police can make RM30,000 per night on summons.
  • KL mechanics and spare part dealers can afford to drive CLKs and live in Damansara Heights.
  • The hero would beaten up every day in school for being an androgynous introverted effeminate loser.
  • Roadkill cats, dogs, frogs, snakes, squirrels and drug addicts would litter the streets.

Remember folks, buy the ORIGINAL.

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