If You’re An EPL Fan (for Malaysian Employees)
Published by simon on August 15, 2005If you’re a Chelsea fan, you’re probably a new staff in the old company.
If you’re an Arsenal fan, you’re probably an Assistant Manager.
If you’re a Manchester United fan, your company has probably just been bought over by corporate America.
If you’re a Blackburn fan, you probably have a boring job.
If you’re a Manchester City fan, you probably just lost your best employee to that multi-national corporation.
If you’re a Sunderland fan, you’ll probably won’t stay long in this company.
If you’re a Wigan fan, you’re probably very popular in the staff canteen.
If you’re an Everton fan, you’re probably involved more major projects than you can handle.
If you’re a Portsmouth fan, you probably work in tiny office.
If you’re a Fulham fan, you probably hate your job.
If you’re Charlton fan, you probably have to keep reminding your colleagues you are still working in the company.
If you’re a Bolton fan, you’re probably too old and tired to for your job.
If you’re a Birmingham fan, you’re probably more interested in getting a better evaluation than the colleague sitting next to you.
If you’re a Aston Villa fan, you’re probably always telling people how long you’ve worked at this company.
If you’re a West Brom fan, you’re probably lucky to have survived the last retrenchment exercise.
If you’re Tottenham fan, you probably work in an office that’s overspending and overstaffed.
If you’re a Newcastle fan, you probably work in a beautiful office, but not much to do.
If you’re a Boro fan, you probably trying very hard to attend that executive trip to Europe.
If you’re a West Ham fan, you probably love your job at the moment.
If you’re a Liverpool fan, you’re probably the Manager of the month.
Ah, well, it didn’t turn out as great as I thot it would, but i suppose it’s good for one or two laughs…
Hey nice entry but too bad im not a soccer fan. Althought im not sure about some team but honestly this is a nice entry. I bet those soccer fan gonna laugh trough this joke.
Thank you West Ham for the bacon and ham that you provided me every weekend. Go ham! Kidding :))
I am no supporter of any particular team, just love whichever team that wins (me $$) cough*
OMG…it’s true…Naz is an Assistant ARM (assistant manager) hahahahha
LOL..eh eh…(if) when Arsenal wins the cup, means Naz will naik pangkat? Mwahahhaha..
Reading that only reminds me of reading Fever Pitch by Nick Hornby…
Tak faham lah, brader!
Some variations…
Newcastle - You love your company but you can’t stand the boss and his no.1 pet.
Blackburn - Your company probably takes in ex-cons.
Spurs - Your company was solid in the 80s but has been in the doldrums ever since and your colleagues keep talking about the good ol days.
Liverpool - You probably see the same employee winning Employee of the Month over and over and over and over again…
Let’s try some foreign ones…
Real Madrid - You find yourself worried that you might get retrenched, even if you perform beyond expectations.
Inter Milan - You joined with an impressive resume, but soon find yourself in a career suicide.
Ajax - You joined as a trainee to gain experience but move on to better things.
Bayern Munich - You are VERY comfortable where you are.
Monaco - You are a short-term contract staff.
Wow……. wished I could come up with something like that!
kcyap - thanks, gotta do better next time…
mahagurusia - very good philosophy!
s-kay - we would all love it if Arsenal won the league again…
anjali - ok, ok, i’ll take a break from EPL… soon…
naz-1 - LOL… you should do a complete Europe on on CL teams!!!
ghost - i suppose
This is a clever one
simon, this is the best articles i consider for your EPL series. LOL~~
as a Reds fan, i’d feel more like a marketing staff who stood out to be the best salesperson last quarter.
also a Leeds fan, i feel like being forgotten but not forgiven! Arghhh…
Damn you all!!!Im blackburn fan!!!!!!!!!
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