If you’re a Chelsea fan, you’re probably a new staff in the old company.
If you’re an Arsenal fan, you’re probably an Assistant Manager.
If you’re a Manchester United fan, your company has probably just been bought over by corporate America.
If you’re a Blackburn fan, you probably have a boring job.
If you’re a Manchester City fan, you probably just lost your best employee to that multi-national corporation.
If you’re a Sunderland fan, you’ll probably won’t stay long in this company.
If you’re a Wigan fan, you’re probably very popular in the staff canteen.
If you’re an Everton fan, you’re probably involved more major projects than you can handle.
If you’re a Portsmouth fan, you probably work in tiny office.
If you’re a Fulham fan, you probably hate your job.
If you’re Charlton fan, you probably have to keep reminding your colleagues you are still working in the company.
If you’re a Bolton fan, you’re probably too old and tired to for your job.
If you’re a Birmingham fan, you’re probably more interested in getting a better evaluation than the colleague sitting next to you.
If you’re a Aston Villa fan, you’re probably always telling people how long you’ve worked at this company.
If you’re a West Brom fan, you’re probably lucky to have survived the last retrenchment exercise.
If you’re Tottenham fan, you probably work in an office that’s overspending and overstaffed.
If you’re a Newcastle fan, you probably work in a beautiful office, but not much to do.
If you’re a Boro fan, you probably trying very hard to attend that executive trip to Europe.
If you’re a West Ham fan, you probably love your job at the moment.
If you’re a Liverpool fan, you’re probably the Manager of the month.
Ah, well, it didn’t turn out as great as I thot it would, but i suppose it’s good for one or two laughs…
12 Comments
kcyap
Hey nice entry but too bad im not a soccer fan. Althought im not sure about some team but honestly this is a nice entry. I bet those soccer fan gonna laugh trough this joke.
mahagurusia
Thank you West Ham for the bacon and ham that you provided me every weekend. Go ham! Kidding :))
I am no supporter of any particular team, just love whichever team that wins (me $$) cough*
S-Kay
OMG…it’s true…Naz is an Assistant ARM (assistant manager) hahahahha
S-Kay
LOL..eh eh…(if) when Arsenal wins the cup, means Naz will naik pangkat? Mwahahhaha..
anjali*
Reading that only reminds me of reading Fever Pitch by Nick Hornby…
Tak faham lah, brader!
NaZ-1
Some variations…
Newcastle – You love your company but you can’t stand the boss and his no.1 pet.
Blackburn – Your company probably takes in ex-cons.
Spurs – Your company was solid in the 80s but has been in the doldrums ever since and your colleagues keep talking about the good ol days.
Liverpool – You probably see the same employee winning Employee of the Month over and over and over and over again…
NaZ-1
Let’s try some foreign ones…
Real Madrid – You find yourself worried that you might get retrenched, even if you perform beyond expectations.
Inter Milan – You joined with an impressive resume, but soon find yourself in a career suicide.
Ajax – You joined as a trainee to gain experience but move on to better things.
Bayern Munich – You are VERY comfortable where you are.
Monaco – You are a short-term contract staff.
GhOsT
Wow……. wished I could come up with something like that!
simon
kcyap – thanks, gotta do better next time…
mahagurusia – very good philosophy!
s-kay – we would all love it if Arsenal won the league again…
anjali – ok, ok, i’ll take a break from EPL… soon…
naz-1 – LOL… you should do a complete Europe on on CL teams!!!
ghost – i suppose
Pat
This is a clever one 😉
keng
simon, this is the best articles i consider for your EPL series. LOL~~
as a Reds fan, i’d feel more like a marketing staff who stood out to be the best salesperson last quarter.
also a Leeds fan, i feel like being forgotten but not forgiven! Arghhh…
Eldern
Damn you all!!!Im blackburn fan!!!!!!!!!