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Top Ten Things to Bitch About Now That the Haze Is Gone

Now that the haze has relative cleared, we can’t talk or complain about it anymore. So what should we talk or bitch about during lunch hour or at the mamak? Here are some new topics.

Top Ten Things to Bitch About Now That the Haze Is Gone

  • Price of petrol (Always a good one…)
  • How long Rafidah will last (“We’re open for bets! Step right up!”)
  • How the smokers are back in full force again… (If you think the haze was bad…)
  • Whether next year’s haze season will come earlier or later. (“According to the Chinese calendar, it should come somewhere in July…”)
  • KL drivers.
  • “Wow, did you watch last night’s episode of Desperate Housewives?”
  • Your neighbour’s cat dug up your trash again last night (“If I ever see that animal again…!”)
  • National Service. (“When are they going to provide wireless hotspots at the camps?!”)
  • The decline of morals and filial piety among the younger generation today.
  • EPL.

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