Not my idea of a good top ten list, but since SOMEONE asked for it, so I asked around for some feedback, and so here’s the make-shift list, it’ll will have to do.
Top 10 Most Good-Looking EPL Footballers by Simon (WHO IS NOT GAY!!!)
Robert Pires (Arsenal) – an obvious choice, as suggested by my friend Boone. I dunno, it must be that Gallic allure, or that cheeky goatee that drives the girls at the clock end screaming every Saturday afternoon.
Simon says he looks a bit like: A very young De Niro
Pic taken from dnet.net.id
Laurent Robert (Portsmouth) – This Newcastle bad boy has joined Pompey for the new season. He’s got that boy band look, unfortunately his football could be much better, as with his PR.
Simon says he looks a bit like: One of the guys of from N’Sync
Pic taken from www.fussballdaten.de
Sol Campbell (Arsenal) – Fine example of the classic English defender. I’ve never seen him lose his cool on pitch, even ruffled by nasty opposing wingers. Just ask one-time girlfriend Dido.
Simon says he looks a bit like: Amazing Race 7 winner Uchenna (and Grace)
Pic taken from pub.tv2.no
Cesc Fabregas (Arsenal) – I have to include him, because S-Kay says so. I’m haven’t met GOREBLOG, but I’m thinking he looks a bit like Fabregas…
Simon says he looks a bit like: Gorblog, I suppose.
Pic taken from 4thegame.com
Robbie Savage (Blackburn) – not a popular choice, but this guy looks every bit a rock star of Hollywood actor. Too bad he’s a jerk on and off the pitch.
Simon says he looks a bit like: Tom Cruise.
Pic taken from www.givemefootball.com
Shay Given (Newcastle) – The current Rep. of Ireland no.1 is definitely very popular at St. James Park. On any day he could be mistaken for a member of Boyzone (who incidentally are also from Ireland). Plus, he’s close buddies with the boys from U2, too.
Simon says he looks a bit like: Freddie Prinze, Jr.
Pic taken from www.univision.com
Freddie Ljungberg (Arsenal) – My female pals don’t think much of him. Plus, he’s got that grating, high pitched voice. But apparently he’s quite popular in Sweden and England. Since he’s also a Cavin Klein underwear model, I should mention him here.
Simon says he looks a bit like: he needs to put on his clothes.
Pic from lesbellesgueules.free.fr
Xabi Alonso (Liverpool) – this name came from a die-hard Red. He’s got that hard man, chiseled chin looks, kinda like how they draw Cyclops or Daredevil in the comics. Plus, even after 90 minutes of footie, his hair always seems unruffled.
Simon says he looks a bit like: one of the guys from the reality show “The Next Action Star”
Pic taken from www.univision.com
Harry Kewell (Liverpool) – A recommendation from another Reds supporter. I suppose he looks quite okay, but that’s because compared to Baros, Cisse and Nunez, he’s Manhunt material.
Simon says he looks a bit like: he’s overpaid.
Pic taken from www.liverpoolfc.tv
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer (Man U) – At one time he was quite popular with the fan girls, with his baby cute looks. Seems to have disappeared from Old Trafford locker room.
Simon says he looks a bit like: he needs a tight slap.
Pic taken from www.liverpoolfc.tv
Gee, the things I do for my treasured readers… any other requests?
16 Comments
S-Kay
Eh eh…Fabregas does not look like Mr.BF =P He’s better looking…I wanted to say “That’s an insult to Fabregas” but I dun want Naz to feel bad about his looks. MWahahahahha.
Robbie Savage in that pic look abit like Liam Neeson, no? And I can’t believe you didn’t include Peter Cech!!
Solskjaer looks like a hobbit =P
Thanks for putting up a list like that. I’m gonna do my version too. Hahaha!!!
vincent
1) Pires’ goatie makes him look like a perverted child rapist, no?
2) You got Solskjaer’s picture from Liverpool website? Were they worshipping him for scoring the injury time goal that knocked them out of the FA cup?
Sashi
I was gonna ask the same question vincent did: you got solskjaer’s pic from liverpoolfc.tv??? 😛
and kewell – way, way, waaaaayy overpaid.
twinsmom
then ah? blog about their wife, who is the bitchest wan, i kow is victory, but anyone else? hehehe…
lucia
whoa!! good looking guys indeed! i am not interested in football… but i’m interested in footballers. 🙂
as a contrast, why not next blog on top ten nerds. i remember someone did blog on it before or was it i read about it in some online paper. the richest man in the world – bill gate$ is one of them!
S-Kay
dei…we pinged at almost the same time
ahahhaha
Fashionasia
thats so gay of you simon. LoL
anjali*
I think my Warrick Brown still wins hands down. ;-P
simon
s-kay – is goreblog going to do his top 10?
vincent & sashi – maybe liverpool secretly bought solskjaer from MU, eh?
twinsmom – other than posh spice, i dun know any other 🙁
lucia – top 10 nerds, eh? let me see…
fashionasia – like i said, the things i do for my readers…
anjali – yes, yes, we know you like warrick brown…
Joshua
You forgot the best looking of them all – Sir Alex Fergie’s wife! (oh, he is a footballer – that goes by the name of D.Forlan)
S-Kay
I doubt so…ahahhaha..he’s too busy to update his blog also weh =P
NaZ-1
No. I’m not gonna do my own top 10 list… But you’ve got some strange choices there mate.
And did you include the Sol man just to balance it out racially? If that’s the case, would you select Park Ji Sung or Li Tie for the Asian Category?
And I dont look like Fabs lah… He looks like me (I’m older so I get claim to the face first).
simon
joshua – forlan already go to spain lar…
s-kay – yeah i notice dat…
naz-1 – quite true, there are many black/africans playing in EPL, it would be highly unfair for me not to inclue one… as for asians, i’ll wait when there are more than 5.
Alex
Thierry Henry rox 🙂 They say Persie’s quite good looking but well.. i don’t go for guys 🙂
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