Newsflash – the haze has started to clear in KL, but apparently its has just moved to Penang. Read about it here, here and here. Damn this haze. So you want to know why its gone to Penang? Here’s why:
Top Ten Reasons the Indonesians moved the HAZE to PENANG…
- Rebate on the PLUS highway for foreigners traveling in Malaysia (including those from Indonesia…)
- Awesome Char Kuey Teow.
- KL pharmacies have run out of stock for surgical masks. So the HAZE heard that Penang still got stock.
- Lovers along Batu Feringghi at night getting out of hand.
- Torturing KL citizens was no fun any more. Now for Penang, next JB…
- Southern Sumatra has run out of forest to burn, they have turned to Aceh for more forest to burn.
- Indonesians plan to secretly erect toll booth on the Penang Bridge during the HAZE.
- Some condo projects in Penang island have not paid their Indonesian labourers since July.
- Sale of kretek fags in Penang have dropped to unacceptable levels since May.
- The smoke from MITI was competing with the HAZE.
18 Comments
Reta
hehe so funny.. =)
visithra
Well so much for rejoicing an hour ago that the haze has cleared its started to come back to KL :(((
mahagurusia
Yup, I think plenty of our neighboring friends sneaked into our country during the past few days. Thanks to the low visibility report by the marine department. Can see up to 200m, how to catch? 🙂
Kuzco
Some condo projects in Penang island have not paid their Indonesian labourers since July.
hahaha 🙂
Papi
Another reason: The Haze found out that some KL citizens fled to Penang to escape the Haze, so the Haze follows them.
lilian
BECAUSE PENANG BLOGGERS got nothing else to blog so the haze came by to help us la. That’s the real reason.
ah pek
like you say,
“like that also can ah?”
Wingz
wuahahahahaha!!! bcoz lilian is there!!!
summer
you are really funny man!!
belacans
MITI fire! bwahahahahaha! *falls off chair*
thquah
Ai yo where got haze, haze just passing through only…….
anjali*
Hahaha. This is surely your funniest Top 10 yet! Bravo!!! 😉
lucia
because penangites very kiasu. kl got haze, penang also must got haze. 😉
consuela
funny list! one this is for sure…I miss the “Awesome Char Kuey Teow”
consuela
sorry…can’t even spell…
this = thing
nicktay
Actually is because Simon said :-
“Go to Penang/Cherating for the weekend”. And the haze loves to play simonsays 🙂
simon
reta – since the haze left kl, everybody’s mood is improving!
visithra – but today its much better. thank goodness!
mahagurusia – yeah, good point!
kuzco – that’s an old construction joke!
papi – yes, follow all the kl people out of kl!!!
lilian – it probably went to penang so that lilian can post a bra on her blog!!!
ah pek – 🙂
wingz – wah! afters lilian come and flame you aa!!!
summer – thanks, haze can do weird things to me…
belacans – heheh, you got the joke…!
thquah – maybe its on the way to thailand…
anjali – better than your backstreet boys one? 🙂
lucia – that’s a good reason! how come i didn’t think of that?!
consuela – me too. kl char kuey teow is crap.
nicktay – but that time i didn’t say “simon say”!! HAHA fooled the haze!!!
GhOsT
Juz wanna tell you:
I ENJOYED your blog!!!
Cool man 😉