Top Ten Things You Can Do to Prepare for the New EPL Season by Simon
- Get your team’s new jersey, all three of them – home, away and Europe (but if your team didn’t qualify for Europe, AAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAA…..)
- Stock up on junk food, fizzy drinks, Maggi mee, instant coffee.
- Renew your subscription to FourFourTwo, Shoot, Majalah EPL and FHM (just admit it, OK?)
- Speculate with your friends on whether is Chelsea is going to buy Ronaldinho, Samuel Eto’o, Shevchenko, Figo, Robinho, Mojo Jojo…
- Get the 05/06 version of Championship Manager, FIFA, Football Manager, Winning Eleven, etc. (while you say goodbye to your girlfriend for the next 9 months)
- Bore your friends to death on your multiple theories of why 4-5-1 is a far superior tactic than 4-4-2.
- Spend RM1000 at Ladbrokes and William Hill.
- Spend another RM2000 on your local bookie Ah Keong.
- Get your 8-year old nephew to finally explain to you the new offside ruling.
- Cancel all appointments for Saturday night from August to May (no wait, you have no life, anyway…)
15 Comments
howsy
haha…what a coincidence…posted my version of top 10 ten minutes earlier than you, but not on the same topic though. Never knew that you were the ‘Neophyte of the year’ though. 😛
Sashi
Actually, I still say 4-4-2 trumps all. PErhaps I’m just old-fashioned…
Back to FM2005 now… 😉
Pat
Me, I just two crates of Carlsberg (sorry, not Tiger, hehe) and peanuts 🙂
Arsenal’s not been doing too well on the transfer market, unfortunately.
S-Kay
You forgot one more thing dear simon the wise =P You forgot :
Register for Fantasy Football online now before the league starts 😉
Inevitable
I just bought my ‘fakes but grade A’ Liverpool 05/06 home jersey … in Thailand for 30 bucks …
S-Kay
I want the Arsenal’s away jersey this season and last season’s Arsenal’s home jersey in female size…..wawawa….go Spore go find!
simon
howsy – yeah, i saw yours. 🙂
sashi – wah, dat FM2005 very addictive, wan.
pat – can i come over?
inevitable – pirate! pirate!
s-kay – fantasy football so difficult to win one… everybody also choose all the good players…
S-Kay
Ahahahah…but still…you must put that in the list!! =P
Last time when Fantasy Football just came out…I heard that concept was better than the changed one recently
Pat
Sure thing, Simon, we get together when Arsenal’s on, yah? Cheers!
keng
how about schedule a meeting with gf/wife (if u have) to negotiate Saturday night as family day, push all outings in Sunday (and only after 12pm)?
MengZ
HOI HOI….
where u all gunners watch EPL?
ever went to the bangsar supporter club?
simon
s-kay – maybe this season i’ll try…
Pat – sure, but no #$&*@! Manure anti-fans!
keng – but for gf, big shopping day is Saturday, not Sunday!!!
mengz – never been there, too far for me la…
Jason
Although I am not a super fan of EPL, but life is definately better when there are matches on weekends! 😛
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