Today is Nov 24th, But you’re probably reading this on the 25th. That leaves us with 37 days in this year 2005, slightly more than 5 weeks. Year end means a lot of different things to different people. Some people dread it coming like a something to be feared, others can’t wait for it to come. Most people fall somewhere in between, it’s just a passing month with no real significance. It’s STILL not too late to… Work on the unfulfilled resolutions you set in January this year. Yes, all 25 of them. Start your Christmas shopping. Plan a year-end holiday. It’s FAR too late to… Start looking hardworking so…

Since the last few posts have been mainly for guys, let’s do one for the ladies… Anyways, this is for Yvy, since i mistook her for someone else yesterday… eheheh… (the post is not ABOUT her, it’s FOR her to read, before anyone screams at me…) Top Ten Ways To Hint To Your Boyfriend That You Want To Get Married “Honey, we need to talk. We’ve been going out for two years now, where do you think our relationship is going?” “Cindy‘s getting married next month… Wendy just got married… Amanda already has two kids… I wonder when will be my turn…? *Haih…!*” (Extremely loud sigh) “Honey, can you hear…

I was reading in some local forum where quite a lot of people where complaining about a certain Malaysian cable provider (let’s not mention the company to protect its identity, haw haw). The complaints aren’t new, and they aren’t the only people who have this problem. One of the biggest gripe with them is not receiving the programme book. I dunno, I gave up reading the programme book a long time ago. Firstly because the print is so bloody small. Secondly, the programming is sometimes incorrect. They say one programme, but when the day comes another show in on. Plus for most of the sports programme, schedule of telecasts can’t…

Yeah, we guys know the situation, you’ve just said something off the top of your head straight to your big mouth (with going through the brain), and your girlfriend is upset, she’s not talking to you for the next few days. Plus her mother is giving you dirty looks, and her dad, well, he’s giving you the ‘oh, my poor boy, what foolish thing have you done?’ look… Top Ten Things Not To Say To Your Girlfriend (Not Under ANY circumstances) When’s your birthday again? Before you ask, yes, you look fat in that dress. That’s the fourth piece of chicken wing you’ve eaten tonight. You’re really want to put…

Hah, with a tagline like that, you can tell it’s going to be good. For local bloggers, you would have visited this site many times already. For those who don’t know yet, BlogsMalaysia is a meta-blog, a site run by bloggers, highlighting good posts by Malaysian blogs. In their words: BlogsMalaysia.com seeks to meng-orgy-kan blog posts and various content available on the big bad Internet wolf – basically bits and pieces that you and I (and soon the rest of the world) find interesting enough to mention. Here’s how it works – you read a good posts somewhere, submit it in to the site, they will highlight it to the…

…and yeah, the top ten is back. Sort of, but its no big. After one week of meandering posts. Top Ten Signs You Eat Too Much McDonald’s Wednesday is the most exciting day of the week – it’s when they change the Happy Meal Toy. You can name every single McDonald’s outlet within the 10km radius of your house. And your office. When your sick, instead of forcing yourself to drink bird’s nest soup and herbal tea, you force yourself to eat McDonald’s porridge (yeeck…). You know exactly which burger type comes with what colour wrapping paper. (“No, no. You guys got it wrong. Yellow is McChicken, Blue is…”) Everytime…

If you want to buy good mosquito coil, you need to buy one and only one kind – Fish brand mosquito coil. It’s in a yellow and white box, with a picture of a big-eyed goldfish on the cover. I’ve tried other modern brands, like Shelltox or don’t-know-what, but they tend to break easily, and drop shavings all over the place when you handle them. If you want to buy matches, there is only one good brand to buy – the one with the picture a flying superhero on it. What do you use matches for nowadays, you may ask. To light the mosquito coils, of course. Anyway, if you…

About 10 years ago, I met this guy, a foreigner from another continent, who had just arrived in Malaysia to pursue a post-graduate degree here. One day over breakfast, he asked me this question: Friend: Hey Simon, I’ve been reading your local newspapers recently, and there’s a few words I don’t understand. Me: Don’t read the Malay papers or Chinese papers of you don’t understand la. Friend: No, no. It was the English papers. Me: Really? Were they swear words? Friend: I don’t think so. Me: What words? Friend: One of them I keep reading in the front few pages everyday. I think it’s some national concept or something. ‘Kelantan’.…

Harlo, This is Carpal Tunnel. I am a fehmes lawyer, you donno me aa? Today I am guest-blogging for Simon, that guy never pass high school, so he kenot tok about law. Because today, I am going to talk about my latest high profile case. Very de big, even people is Sing-ah-pok and USA also following. Bigger than the Anwar case, bigger than Microsop anti-trust case. I am representing my client Mr. Rojaks. Please read the story here hor. He is a nice family man, a bit lengchai, but he has been threatened to be sued by anoder rich blogger. Now please, hear the story of my venerable client before…

Short post today, not in the mood for histrionics. I was in KLCC last week, I wanted to go to one of the particular shops. But guess what, it was closed. There was a paper note stuck to the roller shutter. According to them, they were closed due to power failure, until further notice. Then I remembered reading about a fire at one of the exits to the cinema in KLCC, and the power failure was due to a fire during the Hari Raya week. I noticed it wasn’t that one shop only, all the shops in the new wing were closed. Wow, I thought. That’s a lot of potential…