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Top Ten Signs You Eat Too Much McDonald’s

November 20, 2005

…and yeah, the top ten is back. Sort of, but its no big. After one week of meandering posts.

Top Ten Signs You Eat Too Much McDonald’s

  • Wednesday is the most exciting day of the week – it’s when they change the Happy Meal Toy.
  • You can name every single McDonald’s outlet within the 10km radius of your house. And your office.
  • When your sick, instead of forcing yourself to drink bird’s nest soup and herbal tea, you force yourself to eat McDonald’s porridge (yeeck…).
  • You know exactly which burger type comes with what colour wrapping paper. (“No, no. You guys got it wrong. Yellow is McChicken, Blue is…”)
  • Everytime anyone of your friends mention KFC or Burger King’s, you break out in sarcastic laughter.
  • You remember (and have tried) all those obscure gimmicky products like Prosperity Burger, Prawn Sandwiches, Vegan Burger…
  • You get withdrawal symptoms if you don’t get enough salt and fatty oils in one day.
  • You are surprised to see how your friends can eat ‘other’ things for ‘breakfast’. Like cornflakes, bread, roti canai.
  • You’ve the McDonald’s home delivery number – on speed dial.
  • Your skin has turned pasty white, and your afro hair has become a shocking red. And you wear only yellow labcoats.

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