Snotty Kid versus Spoilt Brat

Published by simon on January 9, 2008

Snotty Kid #1 – Hah, my dad makes more money than your dad.

Spoilt Brat #2 – So what? My dad drives a SUV with only 40mpg that’s BIGGER than YOUR dad’s car!

Snotty Kid #1 – Oh yeah? I have 485 friends on Facebook, you only have 372! *snigger *

Spoilt Brat #2 – I have a Nintendo Wii AND Xbox 360, you’re still playing a (censored) PS3! Hah!

Snotty Kid #1 – I can kick you’re a$$ at Call of Duty anytime, loser.

Spoilt Brat #2 – Only kids play Call of Duty, freak. I can beat you up anytime, my mom sends me to jujitsu classes.

Snotty Kid #1 – So what? I don’t NEED jujitsu, I can send my classmates at my International School to beat you up, loser. They’ve got diplomatic immunity, you know that? *snort *.

Spoilt Brat #2 – Bring it on la, my brother’s friend is a datuk’s son, la. Not afraid of you or the police la, come on la.

Snotty Kid #1 – Don’t action la, go home and cry to mommy la.

Spoilt Brat #2 – You watch out la, my father knows someone who knows V.K. Lingam, la.

Snotty Kid #1 – So what? My uncle knows someone who knows the PJ DVD taikor, la.

Spoilt Brat #2 – Loser.

Snotty Kid #1 – Freak.

Spoilt Brat #2 – (censored obscenity)

Snotty Kid #1 – (censored obscenity)

Spoilt Brat #2 – (censored obscenity)

Snotty Kid #1 – (censored obscenity)

… ad infintum.

(Wholly fictional.The only famous person MY kid knows is Lilian…)

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