Secret Diary of YB Datuk DVD Scandal

Published by simon on January 3, 2008

(excerpt of secret diary, purportedly of that infamous YB Datuk Seri Dr. embroiled in the DVD sex scandal… or not…)

(translated from Chinese, may not be entirely correct.)

Dec 26
Massive Christmas hangover. Damn the CWC boys and their endless rounds of yam seng! Must find my missing socks and Bally shoes, should still be somewhere in the Crazy Horse KTV.

Dec 27
Wife still nagging about coming back late after the Christmas party. What a nag.

Dec 28
Okay, i’m finally made my new year resolutions (subject to double confirmation):

1. Give up Absolut Vodka. Damn the devilish CWC boys.
2. Must start living healthier and cut down on the char siew and siew yoke. Considering my job is… never mind.
3. Try to stay awake during Parliament sittings.
4. Be nice to my driver
5. Stop fooling around with that floozy and be a better husband and father

Dec 29
Screw it. My wife is a nag (still on about the Christmas binge). I scratching off New Year resolution no.5. I’m replacing it with “Make sure i don’t kena tangkap basah while with my floozy.” Can’t be too careful these days. Don’t want to do a Bill Clinton, hahaha.

Speaking of floozies, just got a e-mail today, didn’t have time to open it yet. Something about a sex DVD. Woo-hoo! Should be a good one about China girls…

Dec 30
Long meeting with OKT. Damn pissed. Says AAB won’t bail me out.

Dec 31
Emergency press conference tomorrow. Must remember to cancel my massage appointment.

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