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Presents NOT To Give Your Mom And Dad On Their 60th Birthdays

Published by on September 4, 2006

Dads and moms are notoriously difficult to shop for when it comes to birthday presents. There are only so many times you can give mom cookbooks and vases, and dad already has FOURWorld Greatest Dad’ mugs on the mantelpiece.

I can’t really come up with new and fantastic ideas for your parent’s birthday, but I can think of some stuff NOT to give them… (if really desperate, just write a cheque…)

Presents NOT To Give Your MOM On Her 60th Birthday

  • Imeedeen
  • Paris Hilton’s New CD
  • DVD boxset of old 80’s sitcom ‘The Golden Girls
  • A copy of “Dummies Guide to Growing Old Gracefully and Acting Your Age and How to Stop Nagging Your 30-Year Old Son For Another Grandchild” (Large-print edition)
  • RM50 vouchers at Blush! lingerie store.

Presents NOT To Give Your DAD On His 60th Birthday

  • Free one year’s subscription to FHM
  • Paris Hilton’s New CD
  • Stretchable pants
  • PHP and MySQL Web Development (3rd Edition) (Developer’s Library) by Luke Welling and Laura Thomson (Paperback)
  • That small blue pill…

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  1. sabrina Said,

    Great post! Hee hee

    And i would never inflict Paris Hilton on ANYONE i know!

  2. Ken Said,

    You can get an Osim or Ogawa massage chair… tell them thats the only present that they’ll have for the next 5 years (as you finish paying the loan) 😛

  3. Kennedy Said,

    Mmm… That small blue pill. What a nightmare. I actualy gave a few to my father in law. Next thing i knew (a month later) he eloped with a 45 years old divorcee (!)

    Nobody knew the actual story but me. HUSH..!!

  4. simon Said,

    sabrina – unless you dislike the person…! 😉

    ken – wah those thing not cheap man. some more every month also got new model come out one.

    kennedy – whoa, how old was your dad-in-law when he eloped? 🙂

  5. lilian Said,

    LOL, laffing at kennedy’s story. But hor, blue pill for the dad, Blush! voucher for the mom will be ideal, no?

  6. thatJames Said,

    My old man gets his own blue pills. Hahahahahhahahah!!!!!

  7. chloe Said,

    funny shit. simon is tres brilliant!

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  9. Allen Said,

    Hmm… sweet! [*../nice_site2.txt*]

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