Da Vinci Code Spoofs: I Just Can’t Wait…

Published by simon on May 15, 2006

In a few weeks, the Da Vinci Code hype machine is going to take over the whole world with the movie launch. The paparazzi with the book and the lawsuit was bad enough, the movie will probably make it reach Harry Potter meets Star Wars level. Soon enough well probably see the copycat movies, or at least spoofs like these…

‘Da’ Vinci Code – Aw, man, this is da bomb. Movie ‘bout a black brother named Vinci who finds, like hidden messages in Tupac’s lyrics. So this brother, he’s like a total Tupac fan, you know what I’m saying? So he sets on a quest to analyze all of the rap superstar’s lyrics, and get this, he find’s out that Tupac had hidden a stash of diamonds, gold and bling bling somewhere in Brooklyn. Soon, like the gangstas are trying to jack this brother, and the coppers mistake him for a wanted killer… Movie accompanying by a killer Tupac Shakur soundtrack.

Da Vincci Code – A store owner is found gruesomely murdered in an Italian shoe store in an up-market shopping centre, her body enigmatically arranged in a ‘Walk Like An Egyptian’ pose. But even more intriguing, the white shoe boxes arranged with their serial numbers in a square root Fibonacci-Fourier series, sparking off a mad chase across the foodcourt where it culminates in shocking revelation about an ancient secret society involving Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik and Bata…

The Ah Win See Code – So ah, actually ah, this story la, this guy Chong Win See ah, sell DVD at the pasar malam one la, one got someone go and kill him ah… oh never mind. You get the joke.

D4 V1nc1 K0d3 – 2 leet haxors break into a CIA mainframe and discover an evil secret cover-up by the US government that JFK had an illegimate child with Marilyn Monroe, and a cult of supporters, mainly powerful world leaders, has gathered around this person who is said to possess the powers of telekinesis. The cult, called the Privy of Scone is hellbent to make this person heir to the ancient Stonemason throne of George Washington, and are willing to depose George W. Bush. So a game of game of cat-and-mouse escalates with both the members of the insidious Privy of Scone and the CIA chasing down the 2 leet haxors….

Da Vincent Code – HTML code from this guy’s blog. Bwahahaha…

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