There’s going to be a new Superman movie out soon, I believe its called ‘[tag]Superman Returns[/tag]’. I dunno, unlike all the salivating fanboys out there, I’m not really excited about it, despite the hype that has been dominating the media of late. Maybe its that in its absence, too many other superhero movies and comic book franchises have taken its place, or I’m just reminded of the cheesiness of the 80’s movies… But anyway, here’s ten secrets that may or may not be revealed in the latest instalment…
Top Ten Secrets To Be Revealed in the New Superman Movie
- Superman has been spending the last 12 years working part time at the international airport scanning luggage with his X-ray vision. Times have been bad, but a superhero has to earn a living.
- Green Kryptonite makes him weak. Blue [tag]Kryptonite[/tag] makes him horny.
- He always says he’s cool about it, but deep down inside, he’s bitterly jealous about how hip and popular Batman is.
- He had a small bit part in The Fellowship of the Rings as Orc #532 in the Isengard battlescene.
- After all these years, he still gets upset whenever anyone mentions ‘Superman IV’.
- He once had to reject this whole batch of name cards from the printers because they misspelled his name as U S P E R M A N.
- What’s Superman’s favourite hobby? Shoplifting!
- Little known fact – Nokia handphone signals disrupts his concentration when he’s flying at low altitudes.
- Although he’ll never admit it openly, [tag]Superman[/tag] has watched ‘The Incredibles’ a record 7 times. And owns the collector’s DVD.
- His underwear isn’t actually red. It’s all the blood rushing out due to his excitement. Okay, I know, it’s a disgusting joke.
10 Comments
coppersnare
He also has an Indonesian cousin named Suparman.
anjali*
Aiyo, my fren, it’s KRYPTONITE la.
Inevitable
One of my manager’s name, Hamdan Suparman, we call him Ultraman
simon
coppersnare – rusdi suparman?
anjali – woops… my bad.
inevitable – ultraman is cool, man!!!
lilian
And in the new movie, Superman keeps up with the trend and wear a red, lacey manty, suitable for ALL genders.
cyber-red
aiyoh the comments r equally as hilarious as well.
the main lead really looks like a split image of reeve okayyy
Jason
reeve passed away recently isnt? poor him , fallen off a horse n couldnt move a finger the rest of his life.
God bless reeve , RIP
moonlighter
if superman’s really works in x-ray stand.. this will be funny….
Ken
Superman and his new best friend, Lex Luthir, often go fishing and at Bukit Belakang Patah during weekends and camp out there… Hmm… sounds familiar….
simon
lilian – hah. haven’t heard that manties thing for a long time!
cyber-red – yeah tat guy is good looking. but not in a brokeback mountain kind of way.
jason – yep. his wife also passed away recently.
moonlighter – he also goes crazy every time he passed the girls’ locker room…
ken – ewww… lois lane won’t be happy!