Mr. Tan – Alright, today’s a very important day. Let’s start out mission briefing.
Susie – I’m so tired… can I have another 5 minutes of rest? I didn’t get much sleep last night.
Mr. Tan – Discipline, Susie. You are a soldier, on a holy mission from the elders, discipline! Don’t make me report you to them… it is tantamount to heresy if you do not do your job!
Susie – alright, alright… Get on with of the mission briefing.
Mr. Tan – Okay. Like I said, today’s is an important day. It’s Day 6 of the week, the targets will come in the hordes.
Susie – Day 6, Saturday. Got it.
Mr. Tan – Now, you know what that means. We must be diligent, hardworking, and try to engage every one of them. Remember our Prime Directive?
Susie – yes, yes.
Mr. Tan – Recite me the Prime Directive now!
Susie – Umm… It is our divine right… to convert every single person here… er… Do not give up, do not take NO for an answer…
Mr. Tan – Yes? Continue…
Susie – Em…The targets do NOT know what they do NOT have, it is our primary duty to educate them, whether they like it or not… Failure is NOT an OPTION.
Mr. Tan – Good. I see that you have not forgotten The Prime Directive. Very important. Hundreds of our troops are stationed all across the nation on the Day 6. Okay, the Gates of Opportunity are opening now. Brace yourself.
Susie – Give me a minute… how does my hair look?
Mr. Tan – It looks fine, are you ready? Battle stations…
(Shopping center door opens, crowd rushes in for the Saturday sale…)
Susie – Sir, sir, Credit Card, sir? Free for life! Madam, credit card… joining fee waived… sir, sir… free for life…
10 Comments
Ken
hahaha… good to see you’re back…
lilian
Buat suspense oni. I thot Simon went on hiatus and joined Daddy Pin and become disciples of the Teko Kingdom.
GhOsT
Thanks for the link! I am really honoured!
luxferi
*LMAO* I was wondering what the hell at first… sounded so serious… as if a high school teenager was about to be dropped into a war torn country or something.
Turns out?
Credit bloody cards. *LOL*
I.X.
nice one. at first I really thought it is about going on war or something! o.O
mama23beas
*smiling from ear to ear*…Thanks for a good start on Monday
simon
ken – can’t stay away long!
lilian – i did. did you know they actually tore the place down?! i was shocked!
ghost – no problem.
luxferi & I.X. – the way they attack you, you would think they trained this way, isn’t it?
mama23beas – you can tell where i went yesterday, hor?
Din
to tell you the truth, i kind of figured out it was about the typical credit card salesperson when you mentioned day 6. ahaks!
anyway, this is surely simontalks.com post of the week!
sharl612
At first I thought this is something about cult followers. Thanks for a good laugh. 😉
simon
din – hahaha… you obviously know these guys well…!
sharl612 – 🙂