Top Ten Things Not to Say to Your Girlfriend on Valentine’s Day
Published by simon on February 14, 2006Happy Valentine’s Day, folks. Simon does a list. Ten Items. So its a top ten list.
Enjoy the chocolates and flowers, everyone, while they last.
Top Ten Things Not to Say to Your Girlfriend on Valentine’s Day
- “I hope you don’t mind I go out with my friends to the watch the football live telecast tonight, dear…”
- “Hey, did you know that the initials of Valentine’s Day is VD – the same as Venereal Disease…!”
- ”Guess what? I ex-girlfriend called me today! We spent almost two hours chatting…”
- ”I wanted to buy you this fantastic gift at the Shell service station just now, but it would seem that my credit card has maxed out… so I hope you like your new alarm clock…”
- ”I wanted to get you this fantastic box of Belgian chocolates, but seeing that you’ve already put on 3 pounds since Christmas, I bought this Jane Fonda exercise video. See, I’m a thoughtful boyfriend, aren’t I?”
- ”Can we skip dinner tonight? I ate too much potato chips just now, and I’m not feeling hungry at all.”
- ”Look what I bought you, vouchers for 4 free sessions at The Fat Farm Slimming Centre! I know you’ll love it!”
- ”A fancy dinner is an over-priced restaurant is so-ooo boring. Let’s try something different… have you tried the new vegan burger at McDonald’s…?”
- ”I hope you don’t mind my mother joining us for dinner tonight…? She’s staying with me for the next two weeks.”
- ”Aw, man! It’s Valentine’s Day again! Who invented this holiday, anyway?”
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11. “Let’s break up.”
*LcF fast fast cabut!
My atm said dinner he will get for me Pizza Heart! Heart shape mah. (he knows I hate Pizza Hut). I told him I will make his face pizza face! (heh, learnt this word from blogs)
Happy VD, errr..
what did u get for your other half?
Ahaha - I did the VD thing. My Valentine’s sms greeting to mates was
“Happy VD. Use a rubber!”
got a lot of interesting replies.
hehehe.
i like this post.
happy celebrating!
You forgot this…
“Err, what day is today??? Trick question again ah?”
LcF - Oooo… that one should wait at least until tomorrow..!
lilian - pizza heart very nice wat, better than nothing…
din - eheheh, dat one secret la dei.
shan - did your friends want to erase something…?
chengsim - thanks, same to you!
anjali - answer: “Today is tuesday. Why ah?”
Haha. Yep, that answer is definitely better.
rofl!
happy hearts day, simon
I’m not gonna get you roses, I don’t like them, and too common.
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