Top Ten Misfires Overheard in Malaysia in 2005

Ah, of course they say that it’s easy to write in in retrospect, but not so easy if someone were to predict it. OK, fine, tomorrow i’ll do more predictions for this coming year. But hey, reading misfires are supposed to be the better part of looking at the year, right?

[tag]Top Ten[/tag] Misfires Overheard in [tag]Malaysia[/tag] in 2005

• “Look, nobody is going to care about how many APs you have. Nobody cares about these things. Everybody wants to buy cars, right?!”

• “10 to 1 this Mawi kid will be the first to be eliminated. Sure one.”

• “My broker says the KLCI will hit 1000 by end of the year. Economy is very good. Some more he says with the usual window dressing, it might even breach 1,100…”

• “Hey, let’s take this free vacation I got to Kota Baru, second week of December. They say its the best time to see the East Coast. Won’t rain one lah, this year. Global warming means less monsoon rain, right?”

• “Believe me, this is the year the Malaysian football team breaks the FIFA top ten rankings. I swear the next will World up, we’ll be there…”

• “What?! Charles and Camilla got married?! What next? Elton John and his gay partner?! Next thing you know it will happen in Malaysia…!”

• “OK, I tell you what, you celup these toy belts and keris into gold, I can claim to be the lost Melaka Sultan!! BWAHAAHAHAAAAA!! Hey, wait a minute, it might just work…”

• “Just wait until the last day of the year to renew your IC lah… By then everybody would have done it, then you can be the only one at the NRD… No need to queue up, no need to wait…”

• “Yeah sure, Google will buy AOL. Next thing they will also buy Project Petaling Street, hor?”

• “I tell you, this blogging fad rubbish won’t amount to anything. It’ll probably die out by February. March, latest.”