Top Ten Things That Crossed My Mind When I Watch Desperate Housewives
“Gee, Americans seem to spend a lot of time burying murdered dead corpses in their backyard.â€
“There’s definitely one too many advertisement breaks in just a one hour show…â€
“I can’t believe Teri Hatcher used to be Lois on ‘Lois and Clark’…â€
“Oh, look! There is at one black actor in the show! He came on for 7.5 seconds!â€
Wow, these make-up artists can make ANYBODY look good…â€
“Watching TV makes me hungry. I wonder if there is any more super-salty-cheesey-potato-chips in the cupboard…?â€
“Hmm…only one out of 10 American adults are fat and / or ugly.â€
“Okay, there’s only 6 days and 23 hours until the next episode. I must learn to be patient…â€
“ARGGGH! What did she say?! Damn the censors!!!â€
“I wonder if they’re REAL…â€
15 Comments
yuin
‘I wonder if they are REAL’
it doesn’t matter. as long as it LOOKS and FEELS real.
that is if we’re talking about the same thing.
MengZ
wat?simon, football season is on but u still watching desperate housewife??
the make-up artist is good.
everyone in the drama looks younger.
when is the hailam club launching?
sAM
Hey.. you dont have to wait 6Days..its all out on the net. anyway the season 2 starting on 25 sept in US and internet..haha…enjoy…
belacans
you mean you do watch this show??? wah, you sure desperado ler, muahahahar! 😛
mahagurusia
kekeke… Simon.. Simon…, it seems that you blog about the 4 desperate wives every week after their show. You must be addicted to ‘them’ (As in pairs!) huh? Lucky we don’t get 8TB here lol
Pat
Hey, EPL season’s started leh, what are you doing watching some housewives show? 😀
If you’re desperate (pun intended), I will lend you some Arsenal DVD’s (oops, must go and buy them first, haha).
__earth
wow. You think a lot. Tabik.
All I think whenever I accidentally watch the show are boobies.
lilian
You need to blog more often. Stay away from them evil housewives. LOL!
Verne
I am addicted to it. :/
mudslinger
simon,
this morning as i woke up, i said to myself…”hmm, maybe simon has written a DH entry for today, since today is Wednesday”
see, i knew you were gonna watch it yesterday. you memang will watch it every week now, right?
nicktay
dude…your a desperate housewife wannabe 🙂
simon
yuin – i was talking about the blood on the show…What were YOU thinking about? hehehe…
MengZ – hailam club? i only qualify for quarter membership ler…
sam – watch one shot not suspense one…
belacans – eh, you should try to watch it ler!
mahagurusia – get bittorent!
Pat – EPL doesn’t show on Tuesdays. 🙁
earth – ‘accidentally’ watch? ok… 🙂
lilian – but i blog WHILE i watch evil housewives!
verne – one of the most addictive shows on TV man, after ‘Bob the Builder’…
mudslinger – you want DH entry, I give you DH entry! Good eh?
nicktay – you gotta love the show, man… 🙂
mahagurusia
For those ignorant stump like me, (lucky got internet) I did a search and “Bittorent” came out to be one of the favourite file sharing software. One can do a high-speed download of any file. But so far I can’t even get in their site (high speed my foot) Sorry Simon for ranting on your site.
p/s know we know why the desperate house wives shows on tuesday, no EPL!! kekeke
simon
a lot of ppl using bittorent, but i think another better technology will be breaking out soon…
Kuzco
buy the DVD la! no need to wait.