What does Britney have that I don’t?! How come she’s a multi-million dollar recording artiste, I’m a minimum wage construction coolie. She drives a few Mercedes and Porsches, i drive a pathetic Proton Iswara. Aren’t we both humans? Don’t we both squat down at the toilet? (OK, maybe I squat, she sits…)
What does Britney Spears have I don’t have?!!
- She can sing. I also can. Mine voice can change the weather.
- She can dance. I also can. Babies and domestic pets love my dancing.
- She got great body. I also got body mah. Next to an elephant, I look like a supermodel.
- She makes slick, exciting videos. I like watching videos. Same, right?!
- Fans go wild and her concerts. I like wildlife. And wildberries.
- She got married for 57 hours. I can go 57 hours without bathing.
- She hates Christina Aguilera. So do I.
- She eats only once a day. Me too. (She’s on diet, I got no money…)
- So far she has 4 albums. I have the same number of photo albums.
- She is 24. I was once 24.
15 Comments
anjali*
She’s got big tits. You just got KLIA and 2 inverted nips. (Just a wild guess!)
She makes other girls and boys go wild getting hit one more time. You only make bloggers go wild with your Top 10 and in return we give you lotsa hits.
She’s now a woman, once a girl, soon to be a mom. You never will be fit in any of those categories, not in this lifetime anyway.
Convincing enuff?
KucingGatal
She has sex appeal. You got or not?
She has boobs. You got or not?
She has loads of cash. You got or not?
The fact that you want to be like Britney Spears is disturbing…. very disturbing 😉
pyan09
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Reta
U’ve got a stick and she doesn’t???
totoro
simon man, u must be running out of topics to rant!
mudslinger
she has kevin whatsisname…
you want meh?
she’s pregnant and once threw up in a hotel pool.
you want that kind of publicity? or carry a baby for 9 months?
you stay simon lah….
Fashionasia
she’s got ugly boobies….
but same like you….she dont wear a bra!
LoL….
I think theres something in the internet going on about collecting donation to buy her a maternity bra cos the world can stand only so much ugliness. hah…
zyrin
aiyooo, simon… you have something that lil ol britney spears doesn’t… endless top ten lists!!
simon
Everyone – thanks for the comments… it was just for humor…
not say i like dat girl la, just thot of a top ten list while she was one Channel V yesterday…
Tomorrow i’ll do one on Backside Boys…
grace@work
Simon momentarily gila because:
1. Toxic elements in the haze
2. Arsenal lost Charity shield
3. All of the above
simon
grace@work – that one made me laugh out loud!!!
mahagurusia
Britney who???!
Heath Gayles
I love Britney’s music and i have since she first came out so i have supported her ever since
Von Bradby
I really love Britney so much she is my favorite
Deonna Shonka
It is good that celebrities can use their website to counter all the lies printed about them. LIke on Britney’s website she has a BS alert.