Top Ten Signs Simon Needs A New Hobby To Occupy His Time:
- Since American Idol and Amazing Race have ended, he has now resorted to watching Akademi Fantasia and Bob the Builder.
- The security guard at Kinokuniya knows him by name.
- He knows exactly how many days there are left until the new EPL season starts.
- He reads the newspaper TWICE everyday.
- He has taken all the humorous quizzes in TV Smith’s blog.
- He has colour-coded his office clothes in his wardrobe – Whites, Light Blues, Pink, Fuchsia and Neon Purple.
- Even his daughter is already sick of his “When I was your age…†stories.
- Al-Jazeera has got some cool shows, man!
- He can successfully predict the next advertisement that will come on the radio at any given time.
- More and more lame Top Ten Lists in his blog.
20 Comments
JFE 8555
he also decides to go wondering in other people’s blogs more often too.
hehheheh
Zer0
You gotta be kidding about the Al-Jazeera thingy right?
Simon
zer0 – Don’t worry, I’m DEFINITELy KIDDING… 🙂
jfe 8555 – oh, i visit a few, i just seldom comment…
Viking054
Neon purple shirts? You are a far better man than I.
Maggie
Need a new hobby?
Good… I’ve blogged about a few other Crimson Room-like games – guaranteed to keep you occupied. 🙂 (You told me to tell you if I found any others, right?)
Too-de-loo!
anjali*
How about digging your nose and see how far you can flick it and record it in your blog? Hehe.
5xmom
Hey, I thot your hobby is blogging? How about a blog that goes…’When I was your age…’
HCFoo
Hello Simon,
I’m new here. I think we share the common interest. Ever since a lot of those amazing shows ended, I’m spending most of my time watching Diari AF @15. Perhaps I should find a new hobby too.
Simon
maggie – i’ll be back on broadband tomorrow, so i’ll try it out!
anjali – been there, done that, haven’t blog about it yet… 🙂
5xmom – not a bad idea…!
hcfoo – i know what you mean. everyone’s telling me to catch ‘lost’ & ’24’, but i end up surfing channels…
twinsmom
twinsdad has 5/10 of what you have list down LOL…
Al-Jazeera did have nice show wor.
Anucia
Akademi Fantasia????no!! dont go to the dark side!!!
keng å‘
so…. what’s the top ten proposed new hobbies?
I heard a baby can definitely reduce a parent’s hobby list to the minimal.
Simon
twinsmom – seriously, some of their music videos are sexier than MTV!
anucia – OK, OK, i’ve stopped already. It was good while it lasted, but it didn’t mean anything to me…
keng – having a baby brings a whole new set of hobbies: cleaning projectile vomit, diaper recycling, baby stroller F1…!
sexymama
You can always try shaving your pubic hair…………………..
Simon
i don’t shave, Sergio waxes my bikini line… :O
sexymama
Speaking of bikini line, where’s the pic of you in a red hot bikini?
Simon
wait, wait the scar from the liposuction not healed yet…
sexymama
Don’t worry-lah, we’ll only concentrate on the bikini line and ignore the scare.
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