Best Advice My Teachers Ever Gave Me
Some time ago was Teacher’s Day. I think. Never thought about it for the last umpteen years since leaving school. My mom (who wasn’t a teacher) said this lot had the best jobs in Malaysia – half day work, 2 day weekends, 10 weeks of school holidays every year, etc. This was many years ago when teachers weren’t required to spend Saturdays and holidays doing all that ‘extra co-curricular activities’ crap.
Anyway, I had some really cool teachers in my time, and some really moronic ones. Here’s ten words of wisdom that were really given to me by them. I kid you not.
Best Advice My Teachers Ever Gave Me by Simon (who did NOT become a teacher. Hell didn’t freeze over yet).
- “Take Principle of Accounts, lah. Very easy to score, one.”
- “Write bigger. Most SPM examiners are short sighted.”
- “You want to do well in my final exams? Come to my tuition class lah!”
- “Don’t become a teacher. The pay is crap.”
- “You better study hard, or else you end up like us.”










May 26th, 2005 at 7:07 pm
Yes, the last advice is the best…. Study hardest possible and don’t end up being a teacher…
God bless them, all good teachers!
May 27th, 2005 at 12:02 am
ROTFLOL…the last one…LOL…
May 27th, 2005 at 2:05 am
Those must be males.
May 27th, 2005 at 8:25 am
actually both males & females…
May 28th, 2005 at 11:51 pm
LOL! I like the last one. Thank God I am not a teacher. I don’t think I can be a teacher anyway, no such patience. :p
May 30th, 2005 at 9:29 am
lazy bone - but inevitably we are ‘teacher’ to our children, right?
July 9th, 2006 at 8:30 pm
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