You Don’t Mess With the Zohan

I didn’t know anything about the movie “You Don’t Mess With the Zohan”, expecting it to be Adam Sandler making jokes about hairdressers and their queer lifestyle, but i usually watch any Sandler movie anyway.

Fifteen minutes into the movie, I was like “wow, they showed this movie HERE?” but it was damn funny…

Hilarious scene:

Zohan: Come on, come on. You guys get along here, huh? Stop this.

Palestinian immigrant #1: Yeah, here… here it’s okay, uh? Its just THERE, the war is never going to end, huh?

Israelis and Palestinians together: (shaking heads) No…

Israeli immigrant #1: You know, we were so close to peace before that a**hole shot Rabin…!

Israelis and Palestinians together: Yeah…

Israeli immigrant #2: Yeah, but Bush, HE see the big picture.

Palestinian immigrant #1: Bush no want peace, he said that all week.

Uri: What about Bush’s wife, huh? This is a wife I would get stinky with.

Palestinian immigrant #3: (agreeing) I would do this!

Israelis and Palestinians together: Yes, yes…

Zohan: What about Clinton? I would do HILLARY!

Everyone: Yes, yes…

Israeli immigrant #3: Oh yes, the big legs…

Palestinian immigrant #3: She’s so strict, like she’s going to teach me a lesson…

Israeli immigrant #1: You know what’s funny? I like JESSIE!

Palestinian immigrant #2: Awww, you’re crazy!

Israeli immigrant: Nooo! If I want legs, I’d take Obama’s wife…! SHE has legs!

Uri: (to Zohan) THIS is what happens when they talk politics.

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Funny scene number 2:

The Phantom: Ms. Mariah Carey, its a pleasure to meet you (bows)

Mariah Carey: Nice to meet you. how are you?

The Phantom: Ms. Carey, you’re high notes are … so beautiful… like a … Scud missile soaring towards its target.

Mariah Carey: (deeply touched) THANK YOU, its so sweet…

[tags]mariah carey, adam sandler, you don’t mess with the zohan, movies[/tags]