Man, it’s hot these days. I can’t sleep at night without sweating, and my colleagues don’t go out for lunch anymore because ‘it’s just too hot’.
I dunno, global warming is one thing, I feel like I’m living in a microwave these days.
Top Ten Signs That It’s Getting Too HOT In Malaysia These Days
- Even the tudung-clad makciks selling nasi lemak outside my office under the hot sun are wearing miniskirts.
- Even the Bahrain Formula One GP is now branding themselves as ‘The Second Hottest Race On Earth – There’s No Way Our Desert Is Hotter Than KL!’
- Malay stall operators start flipping burgers on the bonnets of their modded Proton Wira’s to save on cooking gas.
- Speaking of Proton, the latest line of cars to be released this year has only two settings on the air-conditioning – ‘OFF’ and ‘3’. Nobody ever uses 1 and 2 anymore.
- KL roadside rats start migrating to Genting and Camerons for the summer during March to September.
- Speaking of Genting, they have changed their concept of the theme park rides to ‘Desert Heat Adventure’, ‘Tropical Jungle Cruise’, etc.
- For the fashion-conscious – White is the new black. It also attracts less heat.
- These days, at McDonald’s, soft drink refills are still free, but tube ice costs 50 sen per cup.
- Latest drink at the mamak – Ho Yan Hor Ais Limau.
- I stop eating curry mee during lunch. Serious.
8 Comments
zyrin
“Even the tudung-clad makciks selling nasi lemak outside my office under the hot sun are wearing miniskirts”
heh. no wonder la nasi lemak all laku one…
lucia
and you can fry an egg under the hot sun. 🙂
Ken
Hot? It rains here in Semenyih every freaking day! Someone blow the clouds to KL!!!
Zer0
darn i agree. Spent a whole day under the hot sun at sepang. I’m a red lobster now..PAIN…
Gallivanter
Nice entry, soon, we’ll evaporate too.
Infectioner
“Even the tudung-clad makciks selling nasi lemak outside my office under the hot sun are wearing miniskirts”
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I want to vomit
visithra
lol theres prob a silver lining to this for u guys ;p
teh
im melting…meltin..melti..mel