- “Horrendous.â€
- “What’s up, dawg?â€
- “Ghastly.â€
- “You’re the sweetest.â€
- “Keeping it real, dude.â€
Yeah, baby, American Idol is BACK. In the interim months, you can have all those pretender filler shows like Aka-lamey Fantasia, or your One In A Million, but AMERICAN IDOL is the REAL DEAL, the big daddy of ‘em all.
If you’re new the series, some things to look forward to…
- Simon Cowell’s man boobs bulging out of his tight, tight black baby tees.
- How has-been popstar Paula Abdul tries to keep sober every episode.
- Ryan Seacreast two day old stubble. (I can just hear the fanboys going “rowrrrrr…”)
- How many time per episode Randy Jackson does that ‘Satan’ symbol.
- The freaky non-talent losers that appear on the show thinking they’re Mariah Carey. Some of these people need a SERIOUS reality check…
Can’t wait for next week’s episode. Yeah, baby. I wonder if William Hung is going to make another appearance this year…

[tags]American idol, simon cowell, paula abdul, ryan seacrest, william hung, randy jackson[/tags]
7 Comments
anjali*
I think I will give it a miss this year la. Getting a bit repetitive and bor-zzz-ing. And irritatating, especially Paula “Hasbeen” Abdul.
Ken
I laughed my head off while the show came to an end and they showed the “odd talents” and how they sang… I was having lunch in the cafeteria, so I quickly silenced myself and see if anyone’s looking at me with a funny face, but they were laughing like mad: Malaysians, Brits, Africans, Koreans, you name it… 🙂
zyrin
ha.
i keep missing 3/4 of it coz i haven’t been able to get home in time.
but, mannn… is it just me or is Paula slouching all over the place? It’s like she’s not even there…
Izad
LMAO I love drunk Paula. I sure hope she won’t be sober throughout this new season 😉
jayelle
you just reminded me that i’ve got some serious youtubing to do.:P
simon
anjali – i say, dun give it up la. very funny one.
ken – hehe. MI fever is here.
zyrin – 8tv got repeat ma… weekend somemore.
Izad – she’ll definitely get less and less sober especially to the last few rounds. i bet it isn’t coca cola in the cups they’re drinking…
jayelle – yes make sure you get those really BAD ones that curse and swear at the judges.
visithra
ehhehe yeah its back n its still funny ;p