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American Idol IS BACK!!!

  • “Horrendous.”
  • “What’s up, dawg?”
  • “Ghastly.”
  • “You’re the sweetest.”
  • “Keeping it real, dude.”

Yeah, baby, American Idol is BACK. In the interim months, you can have all those pretender filler shows like Aka-lamey Fantasia, or your One In A Million, but AMERICAN IDOL is the REAL DEAL, the big daddy of ‘em all.

If you’re new the series, some things to look forward to…

  • Simon Cowell’s man boobs bulging out of his tight, tight black baby tees.
  • How has-been popstar Paula Abdul tries to keep sober every episode.
  • Ryan Seacreast two day old stubble. (I can just hear the fanboys going “rowrrrrr…”)
  • How many time per episode Randy Jackson does that ‘Satan’ symbol.
  • The freaky non-talent losers that appear on the show thinking they’re Mariah Carey. Some of these people need a SERIOUS reality check…

Can’t wait for next week’s episode. Yeah, baby. I wonder if William Hung is going to make another appearance this year…

[tags]American idol, simon cowell, paula abdul, ryan seacrest, william hung, randy jackson[/tags]

7 Comments

  • Ken

    I laughed my head off while the show came to an end and they showed the “odd talents” and how they sang… I was having lunch in the cafeteria, so I quickly silenced myself and see if anyone’s looking at me with a funny face, but they were laughing like mad: Malaysians, Brits, Africans, Koreans, you name it… 🙂

  • zyrin

    ha.

    i keep missing 3/4 of it coz i haven’t been able to get home in time.

    but, mannn… is it just me or is Paula slouching all over the place? It’s like she’s not even there…

  • simon

    anjali – i say, dun give it up la. very funny one.

    ken – hehe. MI fever is here.

    zyrin – 8tv got repeat ma… weekend somemore.

    Izad – she’ll definitely get less and less sober especially to the last few rounds. i bet it isn’t coca cola in the cups they’re drinking…

    jayelle – yes make sure you get those really BAD ones that curse and swear at the judges.

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