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American Idol IS BACK!!!

Published by simon on January 19, 2007
  • “Horrendous.”
  • “What’s up, dawg?”
  • “Ghastly.”
  • “You’re the sweetest.”
  • “Keeping it real, dude.”

Yeah, baby, American Idol is BACK. In the interim months, you can have all those pretender filler shows like Aka-lamey Fantasia, or your One In A Million, but AMERICAN IDOL is the REAL DEAL, the big daddy of ‘em all.

If you’re new the series, some things to look forward to…

  • Simon Cowell’s man boobs bulging out of his tight, tight black baby tees.
  • How has-been popstar Paula Abdul tries to keep sober every episode.
  • Ryan Seacreast two day old stubble. (I can just hear the fanboys going “rowrrrrr…”)
  • How many time per episode Randy Jackson does that ‘Satan’ symbol.
  • The freaky non-talent losers that appear on the show thinking they’re Mariah Carey. Some of these people need a SERIOUS reality check…

Can’t wait for next week’s episode. Yeah, baby. I wonder if William Hung is going to make another appearance this year…

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Comments (7)
  1. anjali* Said,

    I think I will give it a miss this year la. Getting a bit repetitive and bor-zzz-ing. And irritatating, especially Paula “Hasbeen” Abdul.

  2. Ken Said,

    I laughed my head off while the show came to an end and they showed the “odd talents” and how they sang… I was having lunch in the cafeteria, so I quickly silenced myself and see if anyone’s looking at me with a funny face, but they were laughing like mad: Malaysians, Brits, Africans, Koreans, you name it… :)

  3. zyrin Said,

    ha.

    i keep missing 3/4 of it coz i haven’t been able to get home in time.

    but, mannn… is it just me or is Paula slouching all over the place? It’s like she’s not even there…

  4. Izad Said,

    LMAO I love drunk Paula. I sure hope she won’t be sober throughout this new season ;)

  5. jayelle Said,

    you just reminded me that i’ve got some serious youtubing to do.:P

  6. simon Said,

    anjali - i say, dun give it up la. very funny one.

    ken - hehe. MI fever is here.

    zyrin - 8tv got repeat ma… weekend somemore.

    Izad - she’ll definitely get less and less sober especially to the last few rounds. i bet it isn’t coca cola in the cups they’re drinking…

    jayelle - yes make sure you get those really BAD ones that curse and swear at the judges.

  7. visithra Said,

    ehhehe yeah its back n its still funny ;p

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