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Christmas Gifts for You. If You’ve Been BAD. VERY BAD…

From Your Girlfriend (if you’re a boy) – a box of Kleenex tissues, and a book entitled, “Being Dumped: Dummies Guide to Dealing with Break-ups”. There’s also a small letter attached…

From Your Boyfriend (if you’re a girl) – He forgot a gift.

From Your Kids (if you’re a dad) – A framed photo of your kids. Behind it, they wrote, “Remember us?”

From Your Kids (if you’re a mom) – A cookbook. For beginners.

From Your Parents (if you’re below ten) – Brand new PlayStation… One.

From Your Parents (if you’re… never mind) – Free 2-week holiday. At Lose-That-Flab Fat Camp and Fitness Spa.

From Your Boss (if you’re working) – A copy of the latest employee handbook. With certain pages bookmarked and passages highlighted in red for you.

From Your Staff (if you’re the boss) – Nothing.

(pic from wikipedia)

[tags]Christmas, gifts, presents, playstation[/tags]

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