Christmas Gifts for You. If You’ve Been BAD. VERY BAD…
Published by simon on December 7, 2006From Your Girlfriend (if you’re a boy) – a box of Kleenex tissues, and a book entitled, “Being Dumped: Dummies Guide to Dealing with Break-ups”. There’s also a small letter attached…
From Your Boyfriend (if you’re a girl) - He forgot a gift.
From Your Kids (if you’re a dad) – A framed photo of your kids. Behind it, they wrote, “Remember us?”
From Your Kids (if you’re a mom) – A cookbook. For beginners.
From Your Parents (if you’re below ten) - Brand new PlayStation… One.
From Your Parents (if you’re… never mind) - Free 2-week holiday. At Lose-That-Flab Fat Camp and Fitness Spa.
From Your Boss (if you’re working) – A copy of the latest employee handbook. With certain pages bookmarked and passages highlighted in red for you.
From Your Staff (if you’re the boss) – Nothing.
(pic from wikipedia)
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For the boss, a cheap discount voucher for a bungee jump in the klang river…. hehehehehe
luckily I’m a “good” boy
Argh! The pointy-haired boss! NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Eh, that parents one can apply to spouse too.
BTW, how come I don’t see yr pings on PPS? I normally catch it from there but must have missed out the few other posts.
joeC - bungee jump okay ma. get him one w/o rope la.
ix - sure onot?
din - lol someone you know?
lilian - eh still got ah. but now at different times and less frequent lor. neeways sometimes ping or dun ping dun make much diff one.
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