The Twenty One Lies of The Internet

I haven’t had this much fun writing a post for such a long time. Dedicated to all my friends, both real and online.

“Iâ€™m only going to check my e-mail.”
“Hot girls are waiting to talk to you now.”
“No, I never googled any of my friends.”
“Click here to unsubscribe.”
“Fastest growing petrol stocks.”
“Click the monkey and win a prize!”
“I never surf the internet during office hours.”
“Credit card for authentication only.”
“My name is Mahmooud Ghafoor and Iâ€™m the former Minister of Finance of Nigeria.”
“I was just surfing, I didnâ€™t even know how I got this website.”
“No, I donâ€™t know any porn sites.”
“Your computer may be at risk.”
“There must have been a mistake with the credit card online billing, I have never subscribed to anything on the internet.”
“Increase your manhood.”
“Your computer clock may be wrong.”
“No, I never read any blogsâ€¦”
“There is some problem with your PayPal account.”
“We assure the privacy of your e-mail address and details.”
“30 day free trial.”
“Great post, Iâ€™ve bookmarked your page.”