Honey, where’s the remote? Please tell me you didn’t hide it again…? The World Cup match is starting in 5 minutes time…
(wife to husband) Other wives complain that their husbands sleep-talk about Angelina Jolie in their sleep, my husbands talks about Rooney in his sleep!
No, honey, the team in blue is Italy, the team in yellow is Brazil… honestly, EVERYONE knows that…! Hey, wait! Where are you going with the potato chips…?!
(wife to husband) My 4-D bookie called me today. She says to tell you that you owe her RM800 for last week’s matches. And also, if you’re still interested, she is offering half ball for Brazil against England now… it might change anytime before the match, though.
Okay, see that guy? That’s Makalele, and he’s what we call a holding midfielder in a 4-4-2, as opposed to an attacking midfielder, like the other guy there… wake up, honey! I was explaining the tactics to you…!
My boss sent me home early from work today. They said the people two floors above us were complaining about my snoring… at 9.45am just now… he says to cut down on these 2.30am matches…
I’ll change your car tyre when I’m free! The second half is just starting! Just give me 45 more minutes, I’m sure your facial appointment won’t be cancelled… But wait, unless it goes into extra-time, then you’ll have to wait longer… let’s hope it won’t go into penalties…
(pregnant wife to husband) No, we are not naming our baby Mohamed Ronaldinho, even if he’s the best player in the world!!!
Oh my goodness! You wouldn’t believe what happened in this morning’s 2.30am match! England won by 4 goals! And Beckham scored this BEAUTIFUL goal from a freekick 30 yards out, I think it was the goal of the tournament! And in the second half, Owen… huh? No, I forgot to buy bread. When did you ask me to buy it?
Honey I think you accidentally locked by sports channels on Astro again…! I’m beginning to wonder if you’re actually setting these random PIN number passwords on purpose…
7 Comments
Alynna
Haha, reading these, I really don’t know who to feel sorry for: the husband or the wife. 😉
Naz
Wife : “No we won’t go for Crouch-bot dance classes and that’s final!!”
Din
hahaha! Mohamed Ronaldinho! Hahahahahaha! What a name!!!! Ahahahah! Next we will have Ahmad Gerrard! Ahahahahah!!!
Adam
Now is a good time for guys who don’t like fotball to pick up gals dumped by their boyfriends for football.
inevitable
Wife to Husband – You want these balls (*pointing to her boobs) or that ball?
Husband to Wife – Err… Can you wait until the game finished…
consuela
good one! lol 🙂
i wonder if my dad will be controlling the remote, watch the games and not let anyone else watch TV? hehehehe
eyeris
ini patut letak kat hantu bola jugak ler… 😀