Top Ten Reasons Why Malaysians Love to Dye Their Hair Blond
- To camouflage themselves when they hide in a huge barn full of Honey Stars.
- Natural black hair is so… Asian.
- It’s not hair dye. It’s the caked mud from the dirty water supply in the Klang Valley.
- To match the colour of the dragon imprint on their T-shirts. Or the screaming gold-coloured fake Gucci Ah Lian handbag.
- Because their 56-year old Ah Lian mother also did it.
- To blend in with the Portuguese and Dutch when they invade and colonize Malaysia again. Some time soon.
- Most ah bengs don’t dye die their hair. They never wash their hair for years and the discolouration sets in, making it look blond.
- Green hair is SO nineties.
- Paris Hilton and Britney Spears is the moral role model for our youths.
- “No lah, we neber die our hair one la, its all natural one, we all got blond hair one lar…â€
19 Comments
totoro
or maybe they swim way too much. the chlorine and sunlight seem to do that to your hair.
Shan
Sometimes the hair is SOOOO platinum blonde I have to take a double look, and then shudder. bleh 😛
S-Kay
Well, hair dyeing tips for you girls out there. D.I.Yourself. Yes, it looks more natural than doing it at the shop (don’t carelah how pro they say they are).
lilian
Pheww…lucky my colour was paprika. At least the name still sounds spicy and Asian. Or else I gotta buy fake Gucci bag.
anjali*
Eh don’t la like that. I used to dye blonde myself leh – just want to know how it feels to be Britney. 😛
hedonistics
so that their fake blond hair matches their fake angmoh acksen.
lucia
ugh! i hate to see malaysians with blond hair. it’s so un-natural.
i had dye my hair many times but all the time it was either brown or dark red.
Yvy
wah even my air con man oso dye his hair leh…dun pray-pray ok?
he dye RED…wuuuaaahhh, then the next month come, red n black. *shakes head*….this coming CNY dunno wat kaler pulak edi lar. maybe he will try blond lar or just stick his head in klang river! lol =P
simon
totoro – it would take A LOT of chlorine to turn theri hair this color!!! 😉
shan – platinum blond? ew… what next? diamond blond?
s-kay – really? my friend tried herself and it was a disaster…
lilian – paprika? That really sounds like something from the nasi kandar shop!
anjali – wah, you oso dye your hair blond aa? photo! photo!
hedonistic – very true! expecially when they want to impress people with their accents. blegh!
lucia – here in kl, there are SO many blondies around!
yvy – so for hari raya will he dye his hiar green…?
Jacky
After you stick your hair in Klang river, what will the hair color turn out to?
S-Kay
Dun lah buat sendiri as in the shampoo method. Get your mom or sister or someone to do it for you. My mom is the best, I nnever let anyone else dye my hair cept her. Even the hairdresser was like “Since your mother know how to dye for you, i give you some tips to make it look nicer..you just come here for treatment only after she dye for you”
simon
jacky – nothing. the mutant crocodiles will probably bite your head off…
s-kay – oh i see… i never let my mom dye my hair. Only Anton from Peter and Guys… yes, i’m joking…
Danny Foo
And I thought one of the other reasons you’d put is coz “Lilian Too said so”. 😛
simon
i thot lilian’s hair was natural. all that feng shui did wonders to her scalp…
Kiasi
Because can’t afford a gold colour one.
Reta
i wanna dye my hair red ler =P
simon
kiasi – gold and blond lebih kurang la…
reta – i see you already did… but on you it looks good…
lynnee
hair sudah berkulat from too many years didnt wash can turn blonde??
*ewwwwwwwww*
~Jessy~
Hmm… I won’t dye my hair myself.
It’s too risky. 😀