Overhead On The Night Before Christmas
Published by simon on December 24, 2007“I forgot all about Steve! What can I get Steve for his Christmas present? I know! I’ll recycle that hideous T-shirt my mom gave me last Christmas… He’ll never know.”
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I swear to Gawd if i hear another song about Rudolph or Frosty or freaking drummer boy, i am going to explode…”
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“Who’s Arsenal playing in the post-Christmas Day clash? Got live telecast or not?”
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“Oh my Gawd!! I spent 1 HOUR waiting for a parking spot in 1-Utama this morning…! Why does everyone have do their last minute shopping as the same time as ME?!”
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I can’t believe Suria KLCC brought out that old tallest Christmas tree thing again… This is what, the 5th year? Somebody should pulp that thing after this.”
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“The management is sad to announce that due to hygienic concerns of the recent flu virus and customer complaints, kissing under the mistletoe will be prohibited in the premises. Any inconvenience is regretted.”
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“You know what, I DESERVE a guilt free break from my diet for Christmas! It’s been 2 WEEKS since i had chocolate cake!!! One bite won’t screw up my diet plan.”
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Merry Christmas, everyone, from me and my family…
Merry Christmas to you too!
Merry Christmas, Simon
- I think we all have a drawer of recyclables somewhere!
- Ahh…I still love those songs! Its the Scrooge-like movies I can’t stand!
- Can’t be bothered about football!
- Should have gone at 10 am!
- Burn the tree, burn the tree!
- Sigh…flu season as well!
- Eat one man….you are DEAD THIN!
Hope Wifey is feeling better!
Ah well .. a blessed Christmas season to you nonetheless.
And Happy New Year to you!
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