How Malaysia Can Beat China, Uzbekistan and Iran at Football? Bring Back the Bomoh Lah
Published by simon on July 18, 2007How Malaysia Can Beat China, Uzbekistan and Iran at Football?
I have an idea.
Bring back the bomoh, lah.
That one dem popular back in the Eighties one. This guy will come and fling air jampi on the field to make sure it rains 2 hours before the games starts. How do you make sure you can beat teams from the desert-dry Middle East? Play in water-logged becak pitch la.
Players should also wear tangkal (amulets) to make sure they are kebal and cannot be tackled by opposing players, unless they are women.
The bomoh will also merenjis sacrificial animal blood on the goalpost to make sure our goal is impenetrable against the opponents. Even if it doesn’t work, the sight of a deranged man slaughtering goats and chickens at the touchline will surely scare the bejasus out of the Iranians.
Go find some unemployed bomoh la. I’m pretty sure there are a lot of them floating around doing side jobs since times have gone bad for them. I’ve seen some of them selling minyak dhab along Jalan Tuanku Abdul Rahman the other day. Just last week another very powerful bomoh who used to work for this famous politician approached me to buy Amway.
Bring back the glory of Malaysian football, man.
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HAHAHHA!!! Bomoh selling Amway. This is new! Hahahaha!!!!
got one more way. poison the opponent’s gatorade.
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but i think we would still lose even if the entire opposing squad is down with the fever. that’s just how much we suck.
sad week for malaysian football.
perhaps their bomoh’s power too strong leh?
lolz a very good idea indeed hehe
There’s only one way: spend the entire national budget to lure top players in the world to become Malaysian citizens, then put their citizenship on the fast track.
Of all the suggestions/complains I read in the papers to slaughter our FAM and the players, this is perhaps the most hilarious and yet most sorely missed!
anigma - it’s true! that’s how they hypnotize housewives to buy the product!!!
sewjin - they shouldn’t have offered to host the tournament if the team is no where near competent. Really memalukan if you ask me…
mott - so we need to … get a STRONGER bomoh!!! wahahaha!
mochii - sure work one, proven record.
pinolobu - not enough money… not like singgahpore…
josh - unfortunately the FAM has NOT replied me when i sent it to them… they must be very busy.
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