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Simon Was Pretty Naughty in Skool…

Got this from mott

How naughty was i in secondary school? Not very, but very a goody-goody kid either.

I came from a racially mixed government school - with boys and girls. So i suppose it was kind of boring most of the time and a little fun at times.

Let me see what naughty stuff did me and my friends do?

You know those string of firecrackers that popped loudly when you pulled them with both hands? We tied them to the girls’ bicycles - one end to the spoke of the wheels, one end to the body of the bike. Some bikes we tied a FEW together. Too bad we missed it when the girls actually got on the bikes.

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We used to let the gas out during the Chemistry lab classes, especially when the teacher got boring. Sometimes we go to the lab for double periods, but we don’t do any experiments… Why bother going to the lab then?! I know it was a pretty stupid thing to do letting the gas out, but halfway talking the teacher would go, “can you smell something?”

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For some strange reason one of my classmates brought a piece of fresh underwear to school in his bag (i think he wanted to change after playing football in the waterlogged field). Someone found it… then there was some bullfighting with said underwear as the red cloth attracting the bull… owner comes back, blows his top, chases culprits round the school…

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Okay, not very naughty, but let me hear YOUR story…

I’m tagging…

- din! Long time never hear from him…

- I know Vincent doesn’t do tags, but i’m curious what kind of hell-raising he did in school…

- ahpek!!!

1. Write about one of your naughties moment in secondary school
2. Story must not be shorter than 20000 words. Jk. Just dont make it too brief lah
3. Tag bloggers who you think have really interesting stories to tell. Don’t go “ah i wont tag anyone” .

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12 Responses to “Simon Was Pretty Naughty in Skool…”

  1. mott Says:

    Hahah! Thanks for doing this!

    you reminded me of my stink bomb prank i played in school.

    HA HA HA!

  2. Din Says:

    oh shite…..gua kena tag lah.

    better go do fast fast….if not uncle simon bring out cane…

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  4. Ah Pek Says:

    I good boy! where got naughty wan??

  5. simon Says:

    mott - no problemo…

    din - uncle simon use belt one…!

    ah pek - sure or not?! you look very notty leh…!

  6. vincent Says:

    Actually the reason the kid brought a spare set of underwear to school was in case he accidentally shat in his pants.

    HAHA!

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  8. Ting Tit Lei Says:

    i started this tag and out of 10, 9 also damn goodie one =( and i thought that multiracial schools are supposed to be the eventful ones haha i was in a multiracial school with both sex.

  9. conancat Says:

    lol good lor can be goody boy :P i also used to be quite goody boy de, be notti boy at home only wif porns and stuff XD kakakka

  10. Zer0 Says:

    haha pretty naughty..

  11. visithra Says:

    u should have stood n watched the firecrackers burstla ;p

    heheh ure ok only la not too naughty ;p

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