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How To Have A Hit TV Series for Teens

Published by simon on December 3, 2006

How to have a hit teenage TV series ala the O.C., Dawson’s Creek and One Tree Hill:

  1. Get this group of good-looking, moody actors and actresses. Also ensure they look even better in swimsuits / trunks.
  2. Age downgrading is encourage, i.e. get 21-year-olds to play 18-year-olds, and similarly 18-year-olds to play 16-year-olds.
  3. Adults are limited to roles of exasperated parents and caring teachers. They too must be good-looking, or else cast them as janitors or gardeners.
  4. The teenagers must act like 30-year olds, speak like adults, have complicated love-lives, have emotional crises every 4th episode, etc.
  5. Always have another good-looking character to play your lead’s nemesis. Usually very popular and bitchy, surrounded by a posse. If girl, head cheerleader. If guy, star ball player.
  6. They may be playing characters from a poor background, wear new and trendy clothes everyday and with make-up like Eva Longoria.
  7. Some time in mid-season, to keep the interest going, get a rock star to guest star. And preferably sing a not-too-mouldy hit song.
  8. Don’t forget nail-biting cliff hangers like finding out some of the main characters may turn out to be actually siblings, parents suffering from a life threatening disease or accident. And next season, take at least 5 to 6 episodes to sort it out.
  9. After the first season, get one of your ‘stars’ to release an album / appear in movies.

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  1. Jason Said,

    What happened to your blog?

  2. Jason Said,

    Okay already. -sweat- Heard the big guys up there decided to stop O.C. leh.

  3. Din Said,

    10. Make sure Vanessa Hudgens is one of the stars.

    :-)

  4. Hui Sen Said,

    It’s an old formula. The only difference is that these days the subject matter is more raunchy and revealing.

  5. Jules Said,

    LOL. Nice piece. As much as I’m a die-hard fan of Dawson’s Creek, I would have to concur with you this time!

  6. Buaya69 Said,

    you mean you actually watch those shows??? *bows down kasi respect* :P

  7. simon Said,

    Jason - guys up there? who…?

    din - (like Homer Simpson) mmm… vanessa hudgens…

    hui sen - agreed. esp one tree hill these days.

    Jules - DC seems to be the most ’serious’ of the lot.

    buaya69 - eh not all la, one or 2 episodes here and there.

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