Top Ten Things Overheard During Siti and Datuk K’s Wedding

Okay, okay, last Siti post, I promise. For this week. No seriously, I was watching the wedding event of the year (after failing to gatecrash the wedding at KLCC in the evening)… aside from the fact this was the longest I’ve watched local TV, and appalled at how drab the colour on TV3’s transmission was, it was quite a grand event, looked like the who’s who of Malaysian royalty and entertainment industry was there, and a few Indonesian stars thrown in…

• “Pakcik, ini majlis kenduri salah lah, pakcik. Kenduri kahwin ‘Joe & Iza‘ depan lagi, dekat Kampung Ampang Dalam, ikut sana jalan terus. Ini KLCC, kenduri kahwin Datuk K dan Datin Siti…”
• “Okay, hall decorations, I’m guessing somewhere between RM45k to RM50k. Or higher. What do you think? Okay let’s guess the price of her catering…”
• “Must go back early tonight. I don’t want to miss the repeat of the Mawi-Ina showdown on TV tonight…! I wonder when is Siti going to cut the cake.”
• “Alamak, how come our table so far at the back one ah? See, Datuk P and his wife are sitting so near to the front! I can’t believe this!!!”
• “You wouldn’t believe the jam at the Kampung Pandan roundabout coming here just now…! I asked for outrider escort, but they couldn’t get me one… Took me 45 minutes just to go the 1km…!!!! Some more first day back to school!”
• “Hai, engkau tengok meja depan tu? Nampak Datuk S tak? Yang sebelah dia tu isteri ke berapa tu? Isteri ketiga ke tu?”
• “Hah, can you believe I was just here 3 weeks ago during the PC Fair?! Right at this spot buying my DVD writer! Hahaha!”
• “Oh my gawd, did you check out the size of the bling bling on Siti’s finger?! I nearly got blinded by the flash from the diamond!”
• “I say man, this wedding got to ‘yam seng‘ one ah?”
• “The third table from the front there… the chick in pink… is that Camelia? No, wait, I think its Amelina… or is it Farah?”

[tags]Siti, Siti Nurhaliza, Datuk K, kahwin, kenduri, KLCC, Malaysia[/tags]