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Siti Nurhaliza, Now a.k.a Datin Siti

Published by simon on August 22, 2006

Ladies and gentlemen, the biggest story in Malaysia for the week (and month and year), is not the haze, not any political spat, not petrol prices, but this:

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(pic swiped from utusan.com.my. Apologies.)

Congratulations to Cik Siti Nurhaliza, or should we call her Datin K, or is it Datin Siti? Back home, my Malay neighbours always say the school holidays are the best time to have kenduri kahwin. That when we put up the zinc roof (dulu where got canvas canopy one), block off the road, use the house compound to make huge pots of nasi minyak, rendang and the kids will run riot the whole weekend. And my favourite is sirap bandung.

I’m guessing this wedding is a little different. Although I wasn’t invited (Siti, did my gold-edged card get lost in the mail? Takkan adik tak ingat abang Simon lagi, Siti…?)

I’m not sure if they gave out those coconut candy like in the old days, though.

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Comments (25)
  1. chengsim Said,

    almost got myself in tears yesterday. Siti was SOOO gorgeous. ehem. but i eyed more on her big-ass diamond rock though. did you see how huge it is?

  2. simon Said,

    I knoooow…. i was almost temporarily blinded by the glitter of the diamond! I bet all the girls were too jealous…

  3. Fashionasia Said,

    SOOOOOOO HUGEEEEEEE laaa the stone!! jelesnyaaa
    hehe

  4. rijac Said,

    did you hear the one about datuk k depositing his mani in sitibank?

  5. kukumalu Said,

    i heard so. mani to siti bank.hahahaha. suck! siti now different then last time. discusting. i dont think so this will last n forever. will divorce like the other 3 wives.

  6. kukumalu Said,

    actually, i m a big fan of CT (Ctan) now i hate her so much.

  7. kukumalu Said,

    SELAMAT TABAH MENGHARUNGI ALAM PENCERAIAN.

  8. anjali* Said,

    Siti menjawab, “Abang Simon, no mani no talk…”

  9. anjali* Said,

    Err…I meant “money”.

  10. mama23beas Said,

    Simon, you too….NOOOOOOOOO!

  11. melyein Said,

    im very happy that siti already being a women by Dato k.She was a very good women 4 dato K in the future.I hope that they will live ever after………

  12. Mischique Said,

    hey leftie,
    her wedding is so OVER-RATED. i think the papparazis in Malaysia are short of celebrities to worship.she looks gorgeous though.

  13. simon Said,

    fashionasia – anniversary coming up what, hint hint to husband la.

    anjali – eh, how can?! last time in school i let her copy my english homework…!

    mama23beas – eh? I thot i saw you in the crowd during the live telecast? The one holding up the placar “l love siti!!!”?! :)

    mischique – well, you malaysia media-la. it’ll keep the mags buzzing for a few more months.

  14. Shan Said,

    All I have to say is I’m so glad it’s finally over! YAY! :D

  15. Jemima Said,

    Got an sms on Tues morning:
    “Breaking News from BBC: Siti Nurhaliza was rushed to ICU today. Doctors suspect poisoning due to consuming long-expired sperms.”

    LOL.. Gosh I’m BAD. #Jemima slaps herself as she leaves the comment box#

  16. zita Said,

    hi manusia semua jangan lah kamu mengata sesama bangsa…tu da jodoh siti apa nak bual lagi! korang lain tak da dok2 umpat aja pasal siti DOSA tau!!

  17. Neo Said,

    No more “coconut candies”, but got strawberry chocolate :)

  18. flowsnow Said,

    Isn’t it nice to become a `Datin’ just like that……….:D
    Nice blog…..

  19. 5Xmom - Humour, Life, Lies, Sex » Datin (ahem) Siti Nurhaliza at KL Convention Centre - The rules Said,

    [...] Actually hor, I posted this notice because I know   fellow blogger Simontalks works nearby and I sked he cannot find his way to the office due to the traffic jam lah.  Dengar khabar angin, Siti jemput Abang Simon ke majlis perkhawinan Sititapi kad jemputan hilang di dalam pos. (eleh, perasan betul Simon niiiii, you tak simpan misai, Siti tak minat lah).  Anyway, I post this because of similar reason lah: Dr Asiah said TV3 knew that Siti would draw a large audience to the wedding and this would be translated into profits for the station through advertisements. (Bernama) [...]

  20. sue Said,

    Aiyoo…the dress CT wears when she cut the cake…like kuih pau cina when they sembayang!!! So obit. The bersading one is nice..I think all the pokok bunga in Taman Negara, Cameron highland & fraser hill habis. The show was so boring. The VIPs look so sian…so sad. Mayb sad cos dah tak ada chance lagi!!! TV3 station are all so excited abt the wedding but I like when RTM1 give them a bombshell! Those who didnt watch..sure miss the good show at RTM1.

  21. simon Said,

    shan – i believe it has only just begun for the paparazzi…!

    neo – i wonder if it was from that shop in KLCC?

    jemima – ouch! :)

    flowsnow – thanks!

    sue – sure got repeat one… or the pasar malam will be selling pirate VCD!

  22. rudin anuar Said,

    semoga berbahagia tu ja..,

  23. latok Said,


    - LOVE BITE SITI -

  24. klcc Said,

    Apasal lah siti bodoh nak dgn dato k tu….dia tu kaki pompuan..dah byk kali tgk dia dgn gro 1st class kat hotel five star…kesian.. kena tipu dgn org yg disayang…nak buek mcm mano $$$$$ punyer pasal..

  25. Siti Nurhaliza Said,

    jangan marah-marah lah kat siti nurhaliza

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