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    When Simon Is Let Loose In The Arcade…

    The other day I decided to drop by this new shopping mall somewhere in KL. Shopping malls tend to be the same all over the Klang Valley, with the same franchise shops repeated everywhere. But this one had a family arcade. So while my kids knocked themselves out on the cheesy rides and games (here’s the trick – you don’t tell them that you need the token for it to work), Simon was let loose on his digital camera… It’s interesting what you can see in a kiddie amusement arcade, especially when you’re bored. Below: EAT YOUR HEART OUT, Superman…!!! Check out the orange cheek dimples, man. Not to mention…

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    Top Ten Rejected Villians For Superhero Movies

    A comic-book superhero is truly defined by the villians he or she faces. A top vigilante like Batman has an impressive rogue’s gallery – man-Bat, Ras-ah-Ghul, Joker, Penguin, et al. Superman has Lex Luthor in his new movie (and a few of the old ones). These days its not enough to have fat aliens in rubber suits to stomp on downtown New York… Here’s some rejected villian ideas for some of our comic-book heros. SOme of them would have been good, though… Top Ten Rejected Villians For Superhero Movies C!ALiSa and V10xxBoy, the King and Queen of Vicious Internet Spammers â„¢. Mucous Man Smiley Joe, your friendly neighbourhood direct-selling /…

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    Top Ten Reasons Why We’re Not That Excited About The New Superman Movie

    Superman is back in town. New guy, new-look suit, new director. But after one too many superhero movies in recent years, they all tend to lose the huge impact of a summer blockbuster. I haven’t watch the film, but I reckon it’s probably going to be good, but somehow I can’t help feeling jaded about another Superman movie. So who’s next? Ghost Rider? Flash? Johnny Bravo? Top Ten Reasons Why We’re Not That Excited About The New Superman Movie Super-strength? Seen it – Incredible Hulk. Able to fly? Seen it – Storm. X-ray vision? Seen it (No pun intended) – okay fine, no other superhero has that, except those guys…

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    I Say Man, England and Brazil Out Already Ah…

    Sunday morning must have been a double jeopardy for some punters I know – both Brazil and England crashed out of the World Cup quarterfinals. For most of the ‘I support England’ girls I know, it must be heartbreaking to see the Three Lions lose, especially to less than good looking Portugal (‘aiyah, only that Luis Figo look handsome, but so old already, the rest all look like kheh-leh-feh, one…’). The best quote I heard this morning was “eh, how come Ronaldo play for Portugal one, my friend bluff me say he play for Brazil one…” Anyway, all these girls will quietly go back to their everyday lives for the…