Dear Leading English Newspaper,
I am OUTRAGED. As a long time esteemed reader of your respectable newspaper, I want, no I DEMAND to know why there has NOT been any coverage on the FRONT PAGE of your hallowed newspaper for the past two days.
Yesterday, there was a fantastic write-up about that Datuk K’s ex-wife making claims to some of the Datuk’s house and property. Although i was over the moon the see you manage to dig out this fabulous piece investigative journalism, i am slightly disappointed that it only made the 4th page, not the FRONT PAGE. Plus, you did not give the exact details of the condo and property for us to hunt it down and stake it out to get a glimpse of our angel, Siti.
ANY news of Siti MUST be put on the FRONTPAGE, it’s your duty as a national English broadsheet – I don’t care if there are other ‘so-called’ more important news like tsunami in Java, or national sugar shortage, or stock market crash – I want Siti! I want to know about the 5-man designers making her dress that’s more expensive than my car, I wan’t to know when she says that her marriage is fated / destined / arranged in the stars / predicted by Joey Yap or anything like that. Even if MAS goes bankrupt it can appear on page 5 or later.
If on any particular day, Siti does not make any newsworthy press releases (God forbid that should happen), then i will settle for any coverage on Mawi, especially the details of his engagement break-off with his fiancee. A transcript (or better yet, camera phone video recording) of the negotiations between the parents will do nicely. Don’t forget, you’re the LEADING ENGLISH NEWSPAPER, not some piece of sensational tabloid like those others which are more concern with ‘real news’ or ‘social issues’.
Tomorrow, I had better see a printout of Siti Nurhaliza’s wedding guest list on YOUR FRONTPAGE or there’ll be another letter from me. And when are you guys to HEADLINE an interview with Datuk K’s kids? That stuff would be GOLD, man.
[tags]Siti, Siti Nurhaliza, siti, perkahwinan, Akademi Fantasia, Mawi, Datuk K[/tags]