Why [tag]Brazil[/tag] should win the [tag]World Cup [/tag]– so that we can all see more of those samba girls dancing in the victory parade. Why England should win the World Cup – To stop them going on and on about 1966 and [tag]Alf Ramsay[/tag] and [tag]Geoff Hurst[/tag] and was-it-wasn’t-it-a-goal and.. (but then they’ll go on and with the class of 2006…) Why Australia should win the World Cup – bragging rights over those arrogant cricket, Aussie-rules and rugby fanatics back home. Why France should win the World Cup – Because Djibril Cisse isn’t playing. Why Italy should win the World Cup – Just only for their tight jerseys. Why Holland…

Honey, where’s the remote? Please tell me you didn’t hide it again…? The World Cup match is starting in 5 minutes time… (wife to husband) Other wives complain that their husbands sleep-talk about Angelina Jolie in their sleep, my husbands talks about Rooney in his sleep! No, honey, the team in blue is Italy, the team in yellow is Brazil… honestly, EVERYONE knows that…! Hey, wait! Where are you going with the potato chips…?! (wife to husband) My 4-D bookie called me today. She says to tell you that you owe her RM800 for last week’s matches. And also, if you’re still interested, she is offering half ball for Brazil…

CSI is darn popular. Even here in Malaysia. They run the shows endlessly on AXN, and even the papers can’t stop talking about it. But i’m curious… what if they extended the franchise to Asian countries? interesting thought… Some Failed Asian Versions of the Popular CSI Series CSI: Singapore [tag]Gurmit Singh[/tag], dressed in an immaculate Armani suit, goes round with his team of hot investigators (played by [tag]Bernard Chandran[/tag], [tag]Fann Wong[/tag] and [tag]Stephanie Sun [/tag]) investigating high profile crime cases like a MRT station flasher, a serial criminal who (gasp!) leaves chewing gum all over public parks, and most recently, the case of decapitated cat owned by an eccentric woman…

School holidays are here and the shopping centres are swarming with kids and teenagers. Oh, wait, the teenagers are there regardless whether it is school holidays or not. Only difference is that during holidays, they aren’t wearing their crumpled school uniforms. There are some places you should avoid during the school holidays. My friend goes swimming twice a week at a public swimming pool. During school breaks, she skips the pool laps and goes jogging. Unless, she get’s herself ‘invited’ to any of her friend’s private condo swimming pool. The public swimming pool is full of splashing kids in the shallow end and their shouty parents (‘Don’t pee in the…